I suppose you can't engage something that you don't have...

Air Freshener And Tin Of Sardines, starring Felicity Kendall as Air Freshener Boxer and Pam Ferris as Laura Tin Of Sardines, two gardeners who uncover a murder on every single job they do.
What are the chances?

The news should start referring to him as the fake president.

I've tried.
I just can't.
I just can't.

That's another water supply ruined by toxic waste...

Johnson bypassing the franchise and just going straight to Dumbest...

"The dignity of the nation we serve."
Do you mean Russia?

They could have kept the picture frame...

"Who just farted?"

"They think you're shit" culture has a nice ring to it.

Well, he'd never tell the truth deliberately...

If only he had the prerequisite tools for the job...

Good time to be reminded of this.

If I were a religious person, I'd bet that when Farage reaches his final destination, he'll receive a very warm welcome there too.

How about Morris Jameson?

Sorry Steve, I was trying to be amusing by doing a call back to the original post with regards to solving or avoiding a problem, and how it relates to my perceived cleverness or wisdom. It's OK though, my granddaughter doesn't think I'm funny either...

But is that a problem?

He's playing chess like a pigeon plays chess; he's knocking pieces over randomly, crapping on the board, and strutting around making weird noises like he's won anyway.

I wonder if Boebert was billed for the wasted time?

"We're the new old fuddy-duddy tory party."

Would you Adam and Steve it?

Trump. Either lying, or lying with random capitalisation.

Only from the neck up...

Not sure how you find the time for all the podcasting and telly appearances and stuff, what with fronting the Met's recruitment campaign too.

After brexit, "I/my girlfriend bought a house", hanging out with Odey, Tate, MacGregor, Nathan Gill, Trump et al, Farage should just sit down and shut up if the topic of conversation is "lack of judgement".

Well, Farage has survived screwing up the country with Brexit, "Hey Crispin, look what I did to sterling!", losing countless by-elections, "I bought a house in Clacton, oops, no I didn't", "I never knew Nathan Gill, or the Russian ambassador, etc."

"Somebody has just looked into it for you, Mr. President, and it turns out you're lying again."

Leave it, Dobbin, he's not worth it...

"This individual" presumably refers to the ICE agent...