Amaze Amaze Amaze (Life on Erid), forever and always 💕💕💕

This happened to my Ed and Stede, and my fucking idiot of a Stede was like “You’re so boring, I don’t think I love you anymore”

Ed folded like a fucking beach chair the second he looked at Stede

It’s also the return of Annie and Mary, and they have a whole plan to show Stede they’re way more fun than *Jack*, and both Ed and Stede end up having benders that make them question why they choose to be friends with these people

Moonstone rock, with a shiny blue core surrounded by a milky white top layer

Dibs on moonstone

Ed: I hate being high, why do I keep doing this to myself and expecting something different

Stede: You know, the pre-rolls that new girl at the shop gives for free with purchase are much better than the expensive ones I’ve been getting for so long, I need to ask what strain this is next time

“But he’s dead”
Yeah, and so was Ed for an entire episode, and look at him now

Ed is the biggest lightweight, and anything over 5mgs gives him panic attacks; meanwhile Stede is having a wonderful time with his 200mg brownie, barely even feels it if he’s being honest

This is the grand return of Calico Jack

And this is why The Onion is the best to ever do it

Gold is her color, she looks amazing in that dress

Dove.org ?

Rocky 🤝 Edward Teach

I will live on this ship now, no you don’t get a say in this, and yes, we are best friends forever starting right now

9-1-1 Season 9 Teaser Promo (HD) YouTube video by TV Promos

It is Infamous for how silly their season promo trailers are lmao, like they are laughably bad

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It’s got that grain that pre-HD movies have, so it doesn’t look extremely uncanny on an imax screen

I think the thing I love the most about Project Hail Mary is that it’s lit and shot like an actual MOVIE, not a credit card commercial. There’s shadows and saturated colors, it’s got SUBSTANCE 🔥🔥🔥😫😫😫

#projecthailmary

He’s too submissive and breedable not to be with child 😫

There’s so many; The Birdcage, Alice in Wonderland (original), 101 Dalmatians, Ratatouille, The Martian, The Menu, The Exorcist, The Shining, and My Big Fat Greek Wedding all come to mind

I think if you’re talking exclusively to Sabrina Carpenter and Chappell Roan, as a man, you are the only one who doesn’t know you’re gay

Fr, all Mii Stede does is talk to Chappell Roan and Sabrina Carpenter, and I have to force him to talk to Ed most of the time

Mine are best friends but will not admit they have feelings for each other, and it’s driving me insane

It kills me how the savior of two planets, the guy who against all odds figured out what was killing the stars and successfully got the cure back to Earth and Erid and lived to tell the tale, has a millennial-ass name like Ryland ☠️ /j

Oh, Webkinz too, I think he’d love the website

At GCC he went on a rant about how everyone in SpongeBob is gay lmao. “MRS. PUFF, ARE YOU JOKING?! That’s a lesbian”

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Yup, they’ve gotten rid of a ton of other shows pfps too, and it really pisses me the fuck off

Polly pockets, monster high (if we’re talking late 2000s), My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, American girl dolls, etc.

Shoutout to Ryan Gosling for never getting his teeth done, it’s made PHM that little bit better

The secret third option, chicken strips

I want to drop kick those fuckers, oh my god they drive me insane