I am listening to NPR for the first time in over a year!!

University Bridge stuck in air

Doctor Called After University Bridge Stuck in Upright Position for Over 4 Hours: tinyurl.com/33ebvjzu

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I was going to make a cup of coffee but then my cat and dog sat on me.... 🤷

Man I haven't done anything today.

Have I missed anything!?

Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 5 years of sobriety!!!!

That is a GREAT idea!!!!

I sure do make a lot of morons.

Three orcas attacking a sinking yacht at sunset with a logo up top reading "K POD YACHT HUNTERS"

K-Pod Yacht Hunters Chart with K-Pop Bop ‘Sunken’: tinyurl.com/43u47w72

Man what a two weeks it's been.

My old job finally after 3 months of not being a sup cut my email off. It wasn't because someone did it. It's because I need to change my password. 🤣

Sheesh... closing is weird... I haven't done it in over a year.

Awe nothing like being woken up by a bunch of fire trucks, first aid, and police cars. A total of 25+ responders car/trucks!!

I have all my babies around me

I don't wanna work.... I just want to relax for the next 2 weeks and then start my new job.

🤨

It looks good! Can I get mine "to go?"

Awe yes a Saturday off... I think I'll go back to bed..

Tomorrow is going to be a fun day!

Happy new year!!

Our uber driver's lights on his odometer are all light up. Like of like a little Christmas tree. O.o

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Haha! Far!!

Got some rad jokes then?