As Deadpool said - "This shit is going to have nuts in it"

It's half a bottle of Boone's Farm and a full bottle of watered-down Cutty Sark.

"Penis Protester Gets Off"

"Penis Protester Blue-Balls Prosecutor"

"Penis Protester Ready to go Again After Short Rest"

"Protesting Penis Hard On Violation"

"No Protection Needed for Protesting Penis"

"Protesting Penis Slips Out of Custody"

I never thought Kash had the strength of character to be a serious drunk, but there he is, proving me wrong again.

"...say what now?"

I want someone to steal the bit where they set up a dispensary to look like 90's weed dealer's apartment.

I love that I can just walk into a store and buy it, but the vibes in those places...

"...wait, explain what this 'discovery' thing is again..."

"...oh, shit..."

You win.

😜

Fun fact - raccoon penises have a bone in them.

He probably just wanted to make a key chain for his mom.

I picked up cigs after I started smoking joints (I thought it covered the smell), but I didn't like the filters.

"I didn't say stop..."

I was a Camel wide kid myself.

Marlboro doesn't make unfiltered cigs.

It'd be funny if this was the day it stopped working.

A boilermaker with near beer and Everclear.

Makes zero sense, but it will absolutely get you wrecked.

I just can't respect anyone who would change their mind because of an argument I made.

Thinking about an epistemology podcast called "Paradigm Poppers" with DJ Ill Katos.

Good thing elder abuse isn't a war crime.

This seems like exactly the sort of thing they meant by "the appearance of impropriety".

"Sylvesterter D. Twillinger the III!! I know you didn't just sass me!"

I have many questions.

However, I don't want any answers.

Sure.

In that they should be taken to a remote island and buried where no one will ever find them.

How did she manage to make 'adios' sound like 'chinga la migra'?

Or maybe that's just me...

The internet was supposed to allow nerds to share data and physics jokes.

This is what happens when supernerd stuff escapes containment.

The merch is wild...

The rise of Mars over the Moon was in the photo Famous astrophotographer Andrew McCarthy has published a new, very spectacular image. It shows the rise of Mars over the Moon.

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This is who he has been all along.

The dementia isn't turning him into someone else, it is simply freeing him from the impulse to hide it anymore.

I bet baldy is thinking "this could have been an email".

It always comes down to the same thing - the politicians forget that the laws are there to protect 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.

If they won't cooperate, there are always the old ways.