It got Bari’d.

An email starting with “for your consideration: Nuremberg”

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me

all the respect to the first person who figured out how to cook and eat an artichoke, that shit wasn't self-evident

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

Certiorari "before judgment" is how #SCOTUS takes up a full appeal *before* the intermediate federal courts have heard it.

It used to be exceedingly rare. For instance, there wasn't a *single* grant of such expedited review b/w August 2004 & February 2019.

This is the *23rd* such grant since then.

i know everyone's excited about picking a name but i'm stoked for the DOD gender reveal

Texas is redrawing maps
And Newsom’s posts are ALL CAPS
History rewritten
Look! An Instagram kitten!
We can scroll past the collapse.
#limerick

Usually Denver but that pic is near Aspen - the Maroon Bells. It’s a bucket list kind of place 😍

The Maroon Bells mountains behind a lake

From my hike last week #colorado

So odd that Congress is so willing to have their power usurped and stripped from them.

Protest sign “Taco Is Nacho King”

Protest sign “Big Beautiful Bullshit”

Protest sign “The Wrong ICE Is Disappearing”

A taco balloon held by a protestor

#NoKings #Denver

I’m picturing pouting King George in Hamilton: “do you know how hard it is to lead?”

Abrego Garcia indictment led top federal prosecutor in Tennessee to resign: Sources

Wow. What a sign that criminal case against Abrego Garcia may be politically cooked up.

"Schrader’s resignation was prompted by concerns that the case was being pursued for political reasons"

Schrader spent 15 years in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Nashville and was chief of the criminal division

Bondi DOJ has a problem.

On left:

DOJ Indictment and Detention Memo allege Abrego Garcia lied to officer by not revealing he was coming from Texas

On right:

DHS Referral Report: "Subject stated he was driving 'three days ago' (11/27/2022) from Houston, TX to Temple Hills, MD (via St Louis, MO)"

Gaza’s youngest influencer aged 11 among children killed by Israeli strikes Yaqeen Hammad offered tips for surviving life under bombardment and is just one of dozens of minors who have died

"She was also Gaza’s youngest influencer, offering practical survival tips for daily life under bombardment, such as advice on how to cook with improvised methods when there was no gas.

'I try to bring a bit of joy to the other children so that they can forget the war. '”

A pile of e-scooters outside a school

Nothing triggers my anxiety quite like watching middle schoolers flying around the parking lot and streets around the school on scooters

Donate to Help a Trans Family Rebuild After Fleeing for Safety, organized by Lori Stevens E, B, and their daughter L fled to New Zealand for their safety as a… Lori Stevens needs your support for Help a Trans Family Rebuild After Fleeing for Safety

Sharing for a college friend I know personally #mutualaid

Crimes and constitutional violations are proven in courtrooms around the country by circumstantial evidence every single day, but the NYT requires an explicit bribe to use the generic term “corruption”? Mkay.

Every book published in the United States is sent to the Library of Congress. Also, if you are under 16 you cannot use the reading room or order books.

a man with a mustache and long hair is standing in front of a police lineup . Alt: Nicholas Cage in Raising Arizona

Ricin Arizona

A White woman called a Black child the n-word and raised half a million dollars in support, but we’re supposed to teach children that racism doesn’t exist.

Got it.

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

Two former Wells Fargo executives were fined $8.5M by the Biden administration for covering up the bank's infamous fake account scandal.

Trump just slashed those fines to a paltry $150,000 after Wells Fargo gave $1M to his inauguration.

See how this works?

@emilystjams.bsky.social I just devoured Woodworking and loved it so much 🙏

ICE deported a child age two
A citizen like me and you
“But wait” say the courts
“No need,” ICE retorts
“Check out her tiny tattoo!”
#limerick

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The “Terrorist Twos?”

Emily Mills @sf_mills "The Gang Files a Letter" Anna Bower • @AnnaBower • 1h So, uh, it certainly looks like the Justice Department intended to file a letter to Judge Liman in MTA v. Duffy, but...it accidentally filed a letter containing its legal advice to the Department of Transportation instead

This person I follow on the other place keeps a running thread of Trump administration shenanigans paired with episode titles in the style of It’s Always Sunny and I think “The Gang Files a Letter” might be the funniest one yet