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"The Our/On Cinema Movie Expertise Event has been a great Hit. Movie buffs have been learning a lot about Motion picture cinema and it has been great to be recognized for my Expertise."
- Gregg Turkington

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Laundromat soda machine

A screen cap from the On Cinema at the Cinema 2026 Oscar Special memefied to represent a personal journey for happiness increasingly against the odds

Tim Heidecker pushes Baxter the Dootle Dot to the ground

justice for baxter

Two beautiful angels

The most beautiful thing I've ever seen

My wife is still in hysterics after the latest Michael scene 😂😂😂💀🐕
#ocatc #oncinema

Gregg turkington dressed as “Michael” from the movie “Michael” (1996), frowning at New Heidecker during the On Cinema Oscar special

we need to keep sending Gregg letters of support. he needs us now more than ever #oncinema

"I got my PhD by writing prompts instead of doing research, I'm winning"

got some bad news, there still no jobs and now you also know nothing

Iranian intelligence has a huge advantage since they can just check polymarket to see what the US will do next.

im starting to think the woke mind virus wasnt actually the biggest threat to civilization

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Not to be a bitch but after watching this video I have concluded this bird seems dumb as hell. Don’t dig around in your own torso, pull out one of your own feathers, drop it, and then look at ME like “What happened.” Like do we NEED a tall duck?

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - What We Did on Our Summer Vacation

Paul and Ringo should play themselves with Irishman deaging technology

This whole fight over transgender stuff happening on X is so weird to me. The most notable thing about trans issues in the last 5 years has been the enormous, coordinated anti-trans activism campaign across the right, aided by moral cowards in the center.

But that campaign is *never mentioned*.

Alt text: a graph showing a massive spike in anti-trans articles per 30 days.

The x axis starts in 2012, most of the spike is just in the last decade

The spike really starts to kick in around 2017 or so, corresponding almost *perfectly* with powerful sexual predators feeling threatened by MeToo.

This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal

i love the current white house strategy of “daily undeniable evil scandals that make them look evil and insane” i think they should keep this up

The real reason I'm leaving The Great British Baking Show Trump is threatening bombing the likes of which Tehran has never seen Prue Leith

the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran

ten years ago today no one clapped

View from above of the ceramic dishes overflowing with drawing materials and in the middle a sketchbook spread of some recent doodles.

A little trick I have for encouraging myself to work in my sketchbook instead of doomscrolling: my coffee table is covered w/candy dishes that I fill with pens & markers. I try to add a few new ones each month in colors that make me excited. This has worked surprisingly well as an enticement to draw

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left.

See? We just need to talk to each other.

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be