the gall to slag off beans on toast when that "gravy" is right there!🤮

I convinced people only say they like it to gaslight Americans into trying the sausage rolls when they come over

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One of the neighbours children is having a birthday party

The screams of children frolicking outside is blasting through the windows 😮‍💨

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Come on Owen

It's 10am, youve been awake for 3hrs.

It's gorgeous outside, you have no plans... Maybe go do something sportsy to try and make yourself feel less "fat"

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Well that was an upbeat series finale #ThePitt 😬

Sharon Osbourne confirms plans to attend Tommy Robinson march to 'unite the UK' The event will be held to oppose mass immigration.

😮‍💨she's always been a bit questionable but gurl🤦‍♂️
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Breaking news: With more than 70% of the votes counted, Péter Magyar’s Tisza party is projected to win a two-thirds majority in Hungary's election ft.trib.al/a7M8jyZ

Had an awesome night on Friday with Dicky, had a good catch up before seeing @thepeacheschrist and @theminkstole for #IdolWorship if you have the chance go see it.

The night was kicked off by @baby.lame who Dicky had to fist on stage for the script

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Morning

Wagwan?

Oh my

So first time in months we are a full 6 and we won!🤘 #DidntTheyDoWelly #BigCampQuiz with @topsieRedfern

And then Philipa only went and picked the stupid wine 🧐

Still it was in aid of The Food Chain so not too bad

Family photo Myself maybe 8 in some board shorts and a snazzy jacket eating a sandwich and looking disinterested My 2 sisters wearing matching red long sleeved tops looking miserable My dad in the background My brother stood to the side in a rank kharki shirt looking like his plotting to murder mum taking the photo

my mother has this photo of what was clearly an exceptional family day out up in her house🤷‍♂️

It looks like she just told us we're actually walking home as the cars broken

I've seen a couple

But notably not yours🤨💁‍♂️

Easter with the fam

Brother in the drive playing with his van, BIL watching kicksphere, sisters took nieces to the beach, nephew playing on his switch probably being red pulled into the alt right🤷‍♂️
Old people sleeping on the sofa

And I've been in my room for the last 5hrs watching tiktoks 🤘

Wait is that Bobcat Goldthwait? 👀

🧐🤨there are decidedly similar story lines and characters traits which I had forgotten about

The Asian student with photographic memory
The male med student getting covered in various bodily fluids every few episodes, also having to do a manual bowel evacuation

😍stunning😅

Obs Netflix kicking themselves about The Pitt (but yeah weekly releases work for it) but happy that they have got all of ER as it was making me feel nostalgic.

Forgot how many people are in this, it's like The Bill or Casualty, its like a who's who or a oh my god look it's whats-his-face

✌️😜

It's on till September I believe so id recommend popping by, all the exhibits and the shop are open all the time but during the lates you don't have to interact with children or tourists 🙌 also they are showing all the films, but I think only once each.

They had a 3D space (which may be a one off 🥲) where I shot @yankiefran with my phaser and then "accidentally" pressed the self destruct. Before I got a promotion and was allowed to sit in the Discovery captains chair 😁

It was actually moderately entertaining, I bought some new coasters which everyone will get to enjoy at #DidntTheyDoWelly @dukeofwellington_soho 😊

3 star trek themed coasters and one for the science museum celebrating the grand tour of the solar system

2 gay nerds stood in a 3d projected image room showing the star trek star fleet enterprise bridge

The same nerds, but this time one of them is shooting the other with a phaser

Oh no now they are jumping in the air after being thrown about by the bridge exploding

So I did my bit for care in the community and accompanied a local nerd🤓 with no friends to the #London @sciencemuseum for the opening night of #StarTrekLates 🖖 as part of the #StarTrek 60th anniversary #StarTrek60

Also also

Even If it's "true"

Fuck dem kids✌️

I can’t believe people are mad at Chappell Roan. Bjork ripped a woman’s hair out!

Bought some grapes yesterday to have with some cheese


They are not crisp 😞

Evening ruined

so did she