Look it could be more talky talky and less 'splosiony.

And none of them have yet realized that drumpf will die before ever facing a tribunal. Most of the rest of them aren't so lucky.

I can't wait to find out exactly what crimes each and every member of this corrupt cabinet committed.

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Aw man i used to love places!

Oligarchy is America's central problem and so any candidates who've never once risked their political careers to wage a fight with a moneyed interest should be considered unqualified for the nomination and the presidency itself. Lots of candidates can point to fights they've had with the other political party. But if a candidate cannot point to a genuine example of a big fight they've had with a powerful moneyed interest then they are unqualified.

Ex-model, arrested by Aventura police and deported, causes White House stir A Brazilian brought to the U.S. on an Epstein plane at age 16 lashes out at the Trumps, saying she was betrayed by her friend Melania.

The story behind the ex-Brazilian model, arrested in South Florida, who claims she has compromising material on the President and First Lady.

via @jkbjournalist.bsky.social
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

So everyone loves The Phantom Menace now? I mean, this is literally how it starts.

Uh uh dabba-dabba doo fellow kids

Did he also teleport to a Waffle House?

Todd Howard tried to steal my girlfriend in Tomodachi Life Welcome to Skyrim

This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I need to get me through 2026

www.polygon.com/tomodachi-li...

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden's Surveillance Machine Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast

And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Does she know that NFTs and AI are not the same thing!

I don’t know who produced this LEGO video, but it’s damn good.

Ari Melber's show put together a supercut of an 8-minute Trump rant about snakes that raised concerns about his mental wellbeing

Here's the article which includes the actual interview in question. Yes, he absolutely said this and yes, it's in context.

wordinblack.com/2025/02/rfk-...

I miss having a functional SEC. I really do.

People on the Internet?

Are these people in the room with us now.

Good girl. 12 out of 7

Yaccity Yacc decided to talk back and it was stupid.

squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a hamburger ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in front of a hamburger

This one has some sass

Why didn't they take back their 2 billion from Kushner?

She trying for Georgia Senate again or are the post-losing grifting gigs too large?

Maria’s description of her own interview turned out to be not very accurate

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Names The Next Congressman Who Should Leave The progressive lawmaker said she was “glad” about the departures of fellow Reps. Eric Swalwell and Tony Gonzales, before offering a recommendation on the next one to go.

“I’m glad that Eric Swalwell is leaving,” the New York Democrat said. “I’m glad that Tony Gonzales is leaving. Frankly, I think Cory Mills should probably be on that list as well.”

www.huffpost.com/entry/alexan...

It tells you everything wrong with standing with the Israeli government that a stroke damaged brain supports the regime.

Influencers continue to exist largely by our consent: by us agreeing to treat them as Very Special rather than treating them with overt scorn. At least 50% of this preposterous scrote’s social encounters should end with him being bullied into pissing himself. GET A JOB AND A HAIRCUT