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I thought Elvis was earlier? Or did he encounter Elvis again? I don’t think I’ve watched all of season 5

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Don’t know what was up with me yesterday, but I’m back from the celestial temple and let me just say, once you get their money you never give it back!!

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I love that finale so much

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Yeah they started breaking all their rules in the last season to avoid cancellation and it backfired. Their out was that it was Sam’s great grandfather so there was some kind of explanation about him maybe being able to go down his family line

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Nintendo sues to prevent Trump from dodging full tariff refunds Nintendo may face pressure to share refunds with gamers who helped pay tariffs.

Rule of Acquisition 1: If they want their money back, give it to them.

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Latinum tarnishes, but family is forever.

Rules of Acquisition Revised for the Modern Ferengi - #22

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Greed is dead

Rule of Acquisition 10 - Revised for the Modern Ferengi

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Stephen Curry, Warren Buffett team up for philanthropic project, shooting lessons Warren Buffett wants Stephen Curry to teach him to shoot, and the lesson is already in the works. Curry isn’t sure where to start but plans to acquire some video ahead of time to prepare for training ...

Rule Of Acquisiton 144: There’s nothing wrong with charity as long as it helps others

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Nintendo sues to prevent Trump from dodging full tariff refunds Nintendo may face pressure to share refunds with gamers who helped pay tariffs.

Rule of Acquisition 1: If they want their money back, give it to them.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

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where are the "I did that" stickers like a saw four years ago?

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No, I don’t think they’ll behave. But with their stockpile of funding, a government shutdown could allow them to act with even more impunity. I don’t know what the right answer is besides getting MAGA completely out of power forever. And that’s not possible until Election Day or impeachment.

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BREAKING: First Order officials are reportedly worried that, if the New Republic requires stormtroopers to remove their helmets, 75% of troopers will quit rather than be ostracised by the rest of the galaxy.

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It reduces harm and puts some restrictions in place. Because of big beautiful bill, ICE has like 7 years worth of funding whether gov’t shuts down or not. So shutting down over DHS funding won’t stop the harm and will make it harder to restrict. It’s a very tough situation by design.

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For impeachment. So it’s not automatic, but they could lump them all into one impeachment hearing if they wanted

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Yes, but they could I think charge Trump/vance and other cabinet secretaries at the same time and try them together

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Ho ho

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No regime in world history has survived just 3% of their populace protesting

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Sometimes, the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.

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Or, if you want to be pro-level, make them think your unscrupulousness is an asset. Then you can become Nagus (or president)

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This bears repeating. There are many who can be trusted but don’t make the customer believe it. There are also many who can’t be trusted and do. Whether or not you are trustworthy is irrelevant. You just need to make people think you are.

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You cannot profit unless you can make the customer THINK you can be trusted.

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A Ferengi is not defined by what they stand for, but by the net value of their investment portfolio. Diversify, and stand for compound interest

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"Hope doesn't keep the lights on."

#RuleOfAcquisition 108

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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

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No, you'd be mad that I'm trying to blast Oscar Peterson over it

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On its birthday, with one image, what’s your favorite DS9 episode?

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That would be a big plus…

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