Merry christmas

In 2008 we all had an account on warrior cats roleplaying forums right? That wasnt just a me thing?

Felt cute, might delete later

Do you have any games on your phone?

Pro pain and pro pain accessories

Filmed some porn on sunday, some of the stills turned out pretty cute.

honestly? it's when i have a question about how to do or fix something and i discover that some literal angel has uploaded a 30 second video with no production quality or voiceover to youtube that completely solves my issue

When I am perfectly shined up sometimes the only appropriate thing to do is jazz hands.

Oh hello bluesky, what's going on in here

right wing podcasters be like “no one needs gender affirming care. now a word from our sponsor: hims. whether you can’t grow your hair back or you can’t get your dick hard, hims may be right for you”

A three circle vinn diagram. The top yellow one is, “women with 3 or more drinks at a time”, the bottom right blue one is, “women with anxiety”, and the bottom left pink one is, “women with disgusting cars” the middle where all three intersect is, “immaculate pussy and head game”

literally me

i want the social contagion of transgenderism to be real. i want to be a super spreader

bone mommy

Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp

You ever fry a couple eggs in this stuff? Transcendent

dick bruises are so hot

One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.

rolling up to the forcefem torture basement like "hey do you guys take walk-ins"

kate bush running past sisyphus

A digital ink and watercolor sketch of a scene from the movie "The Handmaiden" (2016) in which the Maid holds the face of the Lady as she sits in the bath. They are in a steamy room with heavy, dark, Victorian furniture and beside the large bath is a table filled with oils, essences, salts, and perfumes. A large mirror reflects the other side of the room, the door slightly ajar, filled with more mist. The top of the frame is occupied by large white peonies in full bloom, which look down on the scene below.

The Handmaiden (2016) 🍭💦

A pic of a book titled Queer People with Paws and Claws” by Palmer Cox, Author of The Brownies.

“Who do you follow online?”

Me:

Inversely, a high enough IQ correlates to the amount of things you can jack off to; i.e. the only thing you can jack off to sandwiches

The leaked prerender scene featuring a trans story line that Disney/Pixar removed from their new show Win or Lose.

(sped up a bit to meet the upload limit)