I was hoping for this response and I got it

This is exactly the level of stupidity we need to get Reform into power.

Raelpolitik
God damn I'm too proud of this joke

Looking forward to the fallout

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Political Cartoon by: Rick McKee depicting Trump as “ME-SUS!” Obviously mocking Trump posting his AI pic as Jesus.

Political Cartoonist Rick McKee really nailed it with this! 🎯🎯🎯

i feel like rodney dangerfield would have a lot to work with these days. "guy sold me one of these self driving cars and it left without me. then he said he'd set me up with a model, turned out to be a computer! then my wife and the computer left me in the car"

"I got an ai agent, it booked me a gig at a club that didn't exist! Then it told me showtime was midnight on the Brooklyn Bridge"

"I went to a restaurant and they gave *me* one star. I got banned from polymarket for outsider trading"

“I asked my phone if it was spying on me. It said ‘no I’ve seen enough.’ I asked if it wanted me to turn on location services, it said ‘why? I already know you’re going nowhere.’ I tell ya, its rough out there. A phisher sent me my identity BACK!”

🎶🎸WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
TENDER FRAGRANT GRASS
HOW HARDHEARTED TO TRAMPLE THEM
IF YOU DO, WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS🎶🎸

We are chronologically equidistant from England winning the football world cup

Image depicting a cycle: 1. A Healy-Rae says something idiotic 2. Kerry people ridiculed in press and online 3. "Us Vs Them" attitude intensified 4. Healy-Rae tells people to vote for them as they're the only ones that represent the marginalised poor creature in Kerry against the uppity Dublin "Big Shots" 5. Healy-Rae voted into power. In the middle is a depiction of a man with a beard saying "Bejaysus!" #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland

Vintage at this stage

On the left: when the people see the Glorious Leader
On the right: the Glorious Leader

Man I would have loved if walkouts were banned as a kid (or an adult) it adds so much more weight and gravity to the action

I always find it astonishing that there are people in Taiwan who take seriously the view "Chinese will never make war on Chinese" (中國人不打中國人, okay, I took liberties with that translation)

I'm reading Was Mao Really a Monster and yes I can confirm the spice is not a digestif, it belongs in the main course

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Boyo-wulf, ll. 1-19 A number of weeks ago, I got it into my head to start translating Beowulf after my good friend and colleague, Victoria Koivisto-Kokko, mentioned something about editions. I remembered my …

Alison Killilea’s Corkonian translation (“Boyo-wulf” naturally) has “C’mere to me!”

First the pope now these two

Obviously, he will have to be allowed to remain there for several days. Fair's fair!

Aha!
I guess he doesn't like his pear tree much either

Band from the bathroom

NSINK

Most entertaining, love the takedown

Albania are best buds with US, Albania even have this class of Iranian opposition party/ exiled government housed permanently outside the capital for the US

Muslim Sisters of Eire, at the GPO last night.

Naming Styles by Science, with three panels, one for each science discipline Biology: A bespectacled man holds an object, saying "It's a transparticulotonitattixionizer" Chemistry: A bald man with an eyepatch holds an object, saying "it's C.3[9-3[R-,12N7724IUM Physics: A man in a tshirt and spiked hair stares slackjawed down-lens and says "A Splork!"

The #ArtemisII coverage mentioning the inflatable recovery raft being called the "front porch" reminds me of one of my favourite SMBC panels:

So my kid’s awesome friend is now very into recreating famous train disasters so here we have the Mikawashima train accident of 1962. The accuracy is alarming 😬

My very autistic child has a very autistic friend with a special interest in disasters and a remarkable memory for death tolls but every time we hang out he wants to play “1945” and it is fairly fascinating but super awkward.