And if the scene goes badly? That’s show biz baby! Sometimes scenes don’t go as planned and it’s nobody’s fault and you can just go “hey why didn’t that work! What can we do next time to improve upon it?”
Being an improv performer or doing the art of clowning forces you to stop and listen to the other participants, create a world together, and then play in that world on a shared ruleset that everybody is happy to be in, with revocable consent and the ability to end the scene if it goes badly.
I have seen way too many dominants bring a character or idea to their interactions (that instagram voice actor hypno guy, doms that randomly show up in comments) that are 100% unwelcome by a recipient, and I’ve seen too many submissives do the same by leading with their most intense desires.
If you are a kinkster or, having sex at all, really, one of the best things you can do for your sex life is learn some fundamentals of improv or clowning, and I am 100000000% serious about this
Demon sauce…. Violet sauce
Everyday I think of her (Namie Amuro)
The answer to this btw is I didn’t get detained, the TSA agent just seemed very confused how “somebody like me” went to Singapore
This is art
Koda Kumi got asked what they should name the Exile collab, and she thought they asked how long it’d be until she was in exile for being problematic and history was made
Also don’t get me started on XXX which is a shittier version / remake of DDD which is a shittier version / remake of a standard Koda Kumi Lusting Track, I’m high so I care about this slightly too much but goddamnit she really does every song several dozen times
SHE RELEASED TWELVE SINGLES IN ONE CALENDAR YEAR WHICH IS INSANE FOR AN ARTIST and it had a Real Emotion (No Regret), a Cutie Honey / Butterfly (Lies, debatably Birthday Eve and Ima Sugu Hoshii), two Ai no Utas (you, Kamen), and several Sex Tracks (DDD, feel, Candy)
Every mega-hit she releases has three or four fucked up worse versions in the discography, which means her discography exists as Revisiting Real Emotion, Revisiting Cutie Honey / Butterfly, Revisiting Ai no Uta, and I Am A Sex Woman Who Has Sex And Let Me Sing About It Real Quick
I think the biggest problem Koda Kumi had throughout her career is she is a singer and not an artist like Namie / Ayu / Utada are, so her discography lacks discernment in selection by her volition or her managements, and it leads to her discog being extremely fucked up.
Koda Kumi really had an insane run of singles w/ love across the ocean > M・A・Z・E > Real Emotion / 1000 Words > Come With Me
I truly feel like one of the luckiest people in the world
I think something is weird with my brain because I start crying a ton with the joy of the day the second a big social day ends
Bad Bunny and I are on bad terms because he wrote a song about my beautiful Greek Orthodox wife, Debbie Tirarmasfotos
Evs weed whacking
You’ve met me at a very butch time in my life
“Wrestlemahjongia” is the best party idea I’ve ever had
Two truths and a lie!
- I was one of the first one thousand people in America to get infected with Covid-19.
- I learned improv, sketch and joke writing, and a lil clowning from Amy Poehler’s company.
- I got detained traveling home from Singapore for work because they didn’t believe my story.
Archie, Olli, Bradly Uppercrust, and underscores
Welcome to the island
I am hearing that on his deathbed Pat McAfee received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
New social media challenge, show your husband how the new leaf blower works while he plays tomodachi life
Non-artist on the marriage vs. artist in the marriage I am getting my ass beat
Archie
Olli
BEHOLD, THE POWER OF MODERN MII TECHNOLOGY
Good for her!
I see a lot of people talking about “rewarding white mediocrity” this season on RuPaul’s Drag Race, but I think it’s important to note how far we’ve come— Rewarding white mediocrity is an improvement from Season 4 of Drag Race, when we were rewarding white supremacy
CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!
DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah
He Said She Said by Ashley Tisdale absolutely sounds like a Namie Amuro desk reject which is insane and has changed the song for me forever
This game will drop the ball because the Anti-AI sentiment so far in the plot is too accurate and good, so I’m just waiting for them to fuck it up somehow because you have a lil girl android as your companion
Evs and the hairy boobs
Good morning angels….. what do we think of Pragmata so far