I hope so. We will need meats and cheeses for our muscles and cold beer for our bellies!

Can I get some bites?!

We love snack stations! We will need to keep our strength up to haul Mongo down the river bank.

I love a drive by borking!

Excellent borking!!!

Hello Rocky!!!

We aren’t going to make him into soup. We are taking him to a turtle rehab facility where he can get sober and lose some weight.

We need your help, Herbert!

My adventures would be some much more exciting if my dad could spell! Mongo Torto!!!

Starting at 10:30 a.m., CST, Taco and I will resume the quest for Mongo Toto. The conditions, which will take us up the banks of the Chicago River, will be grueling. Is anyone willing to join in our expedition?

Hurry up magic elevator — it’s time for the Ralph patrols!

Cowboy!!!

Go Maris! Did you know that my dad has a sister named Maris? You are much cuter!

I am not seeing enough Fish photos and worried about him. I may have to go and liberate him!

For certain. And Lenny Briscoe is the best detective. Though Munch was pretty good too.

Dad usually falls asleep during that one but I like it.

Some people think Taco is in the CIA because he is very international and mysterious.

I watch the new ones too!

Are you in France again? That looks like it’s has been poorly translated.

I gathered that you simply missed it but thought I could have some fun at your expense … because I am a corgi!

I am hoping we can get Mr. Fish to come over!

FBI is a TV show. You will never guess what it’s about!

Pepperoni pizza, tequila, and beers!

I love to watch the procedurals and get belly rubs from Dad.

Taco, fly in next Monday and we can all watch together!

Watching TV with dad! Time for FBI!

I bork my dad every chance I get!

Please share your borking videos below!

And that is my quiet bork! My loud borks are super loud.

He is a little video of me borking my dad! He was delaying my patrols!

Can we get a Fish Photo?