I'm lucky, my asthmatic cat loved her inhaler and would come get me when it was time for it. It's also how I taught her to count to 10 in German (at about neun she'd get squirmy)

I couldn't even find spares/extenders

Sanctimonious bike baskets is when you get a $200 rack, a $30 wald basket, and a $200 outershell tote to put in the basket instead of using a milk crate you found in a ditch.

I miss my milk crate but it blocked my headlight.

Belt drives are low maintenance until theyre EXTREMELY FUCKING HIGH

Apparently the nursery didn't have good luck growing the virgins bower I had on order so I may have to get a more experienced vine.

Relax, we're safe because I bought new light bulbs

"Vaccines are population control" is true in that they keep the population higher than it would be without them

Its that part that levels out for 20 ft then kicks back up that gets me

I liked hitting that hill, lock and dam under 46th, and the hidden falls hills, marina, etc all on one ride to hit 2k climbing.

None are that long but you can sure work your legs

Same. My biggest enemies are garlic mustard, greater celandine, and buckthorn. Have a new pond liner/water garden to put in to breed bugs though.

Dang. I guess catmint is better than no mint

My cats sure don't and my pollinators prefer my native mints.

That reminds me. I need to kill my catmint

Wow at least every time I talk like that I let them know I have a Black friend so its ok

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haha block his dutch ass

Hes fine now but I have a feeling it will happen a few more times

Kill em with kindness maybe. Or nukes. The day is early.

Update! His smashing paw got stung. Did he learn his lesson? Probably not.

Wish there was a US one for amphibians. I know a few frog calls but want to learn more

Otto looking large and taking a break from his catnip fish

Ope made my stray kitten fat

This dry air makes my long haired cats staticky and unpleasant to pet.

Gonna neglect them and pet the less gross ones instead

it's true. it's illegal to marry a literal piece of shit.

I renamed my sun room to "moon room" because the moon sure is neat

If i saw a talking roll of toilet paper I'd ID her in like under 4 minutes but I'm astute af

Im 6'1 and some tall motherfucker always finds me

84 year olds aren't even valid that long

At that stage in a project where I fucking hate everything about it and want nothing more than to drink on the couch and watch cartoons.

But after this weekend my fence will be done and I can keep the riff raff out (deer)

How do people liks Edina_Man_04 propose we cram more people in a space thats not getting bigger?

I always see them complaining, but its a space issue and stacking cars doesnt work well

They should base more than the title off of the book