Posts by Ryan Sarnowski
Last month I was diagnosed with a “back mouse”. This week I found out I also have “mouse shoulder”.
I don’t need a doctor. I need an exterminator.
Insane Clown Posse has a photo lab? 🤡📸
HBD to one of America's true comedic geniuses, Elaine May. In a just world, we'd have the full director's cut of A New Leaf.
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Those commercials work in tandem with the anti-depressant commercials.
Loo with a view
Jargon salad with a nice arsenic dressing.
I know the history and somehow it makes things worse.
Bloody long run today.
I forgot Record Store Day, which has all the ick of Black Friday. But when your got friends playing shows you try to get out. Emphasis on try.
Yikes tomorrow is packed.
It’s the weekend, time to relax, but there is so much to do - Art in Bloom, Zine Fest, Film Fest…a trip to the dump?!
They did move CBGB's to an airport 🤷
Though I guess the inverse would be folks who turn certain brands into their religion.
I love me some oatmeal, to the point that it could be deemed a cliche, but I have never understood how and why a company continues to use a religion as its brand identity.
Wisconsin law dictates that if you have a Road America license plate you MUST drive like a cheesedick.
Old enough to not fall for entertainment psy-ops.
Too young to waste my time with grievances about new music.
What no handkerchiefs?
It’s Take Your Kid To Work Day, but HR says my favorite kid ain’t welcome
That's an awful thing to say about Jar Jar. When Johnson is more like this dude:
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This picture needs more water to express the deluge of shit weather we have been enduring.
We’re living in the 25th Century facing a Phantom Menace.
Holy shit, I don’t owe taxes for once.
Constant physical pain is one thing, but when you add in dysthymic disorder and multiple those two things with America’s for profit healthcare system then you can really appreciate Morphine on a deeper level
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As a bonus, here is a well written piece from @thequietus.com on one of my favorite-cheeky experimental filmmakers
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He kind does, because he cycles through a lot of different styles or genres, but his voice is always his.
In a world awash in social media slop, keep your avant-garde up.
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Our family once spent a pretty penny getting this "official papal blessing" for my grandparents 50th anniversary. When it arrived from the Vatican my grandmother's name was mis-spelled. Didn't matter to Grandma. Dude was infallible. Obviously, her parents fuck'd up.