You know what, Justin ate. I jumped on my table when he broke out Where Are U Now.

Brown dog poking her face out from under a blanket on a bed

Rainy day Cassie

Little brown dog lays down in front of a fireplace

Cassie is leaning into her birthday eve big time

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Using the Guinness can as measurement is LOL

No Kings includes Draft Kings

With a heavy heart and extreme reluctancy I think I have to admit that… I can’t believe I am going to say this out loud… the “dog park” song from the Progressive ads is a banger.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

People at the bar going back and forth about a show that had a guardian angel, I finally pipe in and say “do you mean ‘Touched By An Angel’s” entire group screams YES!! Thanks mom for giving me this gift of making random people happy lol!!

People who play TikTok videos at full volume in public need to be studied. I mean WHAT are you doing?!

In the lodge we all fam

raffi: regime change in America

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

Chada, a Himalayan brown bear residing at White Rock Bear Sanctuary, emerging from hibernation. Her fur is disheveled and she looks very sleepy.

remembering how to be a person after the holidays

me every single day

Today felt like Sunday which is amazing since it’s only Friday.

I always keep a bottle of champagne chilled for that. Exact. Moment.

Oh…oh my

Fucking love this for you

I’ve been debating removing our glass shower doors for 4 years. Now I’m VERY sure I want to do it. Yikes man!

Happy birthday buddy!!

Wait wait wait they’re the SAME PERSON?!?!!

A smooth sea and a beautiful orange and blue sunset

I’ve been in worse places

Sometimes I wonder what the other timeline versions of me are doing. At one point I was a parent. At another I was married. And then somewhere in the midst I just huddled down and just focused on either my art or writing.

To them I send all my love regardless.

The one unbelievable thing about Purple Rain is that everyone stood so still during Purple Rain I mean COME ON

Such a flex

A small brown dog looks back at the camera while tucked in bed

I have disturbed her slumber

Selfie pic of a big blonde dog and I

Last night in NH for a bit, gotta get some selfies with my boy Chad

The Last Vegas Sphere (a big round building) lights up with a smiling emoji

this is the people's ballroom

Homeboy on the ladder not even flinching. I can’t wait to be back.

Two children’s jackets hanging on a small tree on an empty alley. It looks spooky.

Um

A box of vegetables and some fruit, including a huge pile of grape tomatoes fresh off the vine

I was like “I needed this” and it’s just a new CSA box