WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKKK

WHAT??

THIS BUG IS PISSING ELMO OFF

{ BITES BITES BITES EATS ARM BITES BITES BITES }

{ BITES BITES BITES }

{ eats leek }

TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWEAKS OUT TWE

My mom tried to kill me but I ate her in self defense

Teehee

STOP, ELMO MEANT DIABOLICALLY

DIABOLICALLY DIABOLICALLY NI PL QAS

{ Farts diabetes }

Elmo is 3 1/2

And allergic.

🦶

Elmo is constipated

Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called

Elmo still remembers the war.

Thank you for being my therapist 😁

{ he happily walks away 💀 }

move along fuckos, it's my turn to vent

But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street

and then i was sent to hell for murdering her

Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!"

that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock

{ CENSORED }

{ Grows toes and fingers with skin }

{ EXPLODES EVERYONE }

Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a sec

{ BITES. CHRWS OFF FLESH }

Elmo hungers for grass

{ Pees on }

{ Sees @androidb0dy.bsky.social

It's on SIGHT. BITES CHOMPS CHOMPS BITES CHEWS GNAWS }