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#ArtificialIntelligence #AI #Code #Humor

Current estimates are that as much as 25% to 75% of new code is being written by AI, and those numbers are increasing.

You have to think that it’s likely that AI will be created by AI.

What could go wrong?

#StarTrek #Spock #MindMeld #CostofLiving #HighPrices #Food #Humor

With the high cost of groceries, everything must be perfect.

#Philosophy #Acceptance #Simplicity #Humor

Keep It Simple Socrates

#StarTrek #Obsession #MentalHealth #Humor

For me, different day, same meme… 🤪

#SciFi #Tech #AI #ForbiddenPlanet #Krell #Humor

The Krell civilization created their great machine to create anything by mere thought. That’s basically what we’re doing by creating A.I. The Krell failed to teach their great machine that some requests are dangerous and harmful. Lesson learned?

#StarTrek #ScienceFiction #RickRolling #Humor

Centuries from now, in the distant reaches of our galaxy; even then…

#NASA #Artemis #Moon #StarWars #Humor

NASA now understands why all Apollo gear left on the moon has vanished…

#DukesofHazzard #CSI #TV #Humor

Idea for a new crossover-reboot tv show…

#NASA #Artemis #Moon #SLS

In a few hours, 4 people in a NASA spacecraft will be at the moon.

Some folks are asking, why even go to the moon if they don’t land. Because, this flight is only a test of their space capsule.

On the upcoming flights they’ll be doing even cooler stuff.

#Truth #Reality

The truth is still the truth even if nobody believes it.

A lie is still a lie even if everybody believes it.

-A Line From A Movie

#DUNEMovie #PartIII #Movies #Spoilers #Humor

This is a lot of what I’ll be doing on social media until December…

#Telepathy #Dogs #Humor

Science has determined that dogs are telepathic with humans.

Unfortunately, they can only send us one message:
“I want some of what you’re eating!”

#sciencefiction #SpaceAliens #Humor

I worry that some space aliens will come to Earth just to borrow money and crash on my couch…

#FridayThe13th #Humor

Maybe I shouldn’t have had that 3rd energy drink…

#StarWars #USBC #IT #ScienceFiction #Humor

Apparently,

Long long ago in a galaxy far far away, this was what USB-C looked like..,

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#SpaceAliens #SciFi #Cats #Humor

A highly advanced race of space aliens has invaded the Earth, taken over, and enslaved humanity to care for their every need.

Special glasses allow us to see them. They are furry and adorable.

#FridayThe13th #ValentinesDay #Humor

When Friday the 13th and Valentine’s Day are back to back, it doesn’t get any weirder than that.

#MatureLiving #Aging #LowerBackPain #Lifestyles #Humor

Is it just me, or does the floor seem a lot farther away than it used to be?

#StarWars #EmpiricalEconomics #Humor

After the Death Star was blown up, to make ends meet, everybody had to take jobs doing Japanese tuna commercials.

Surprisingly, Vader was notorious for his hilarious off screen practical jokes.

#StarTrek #CaptainPicard #Humor

Data laughed, so Open Mic’ Night in Ten Forward wasn’t discontinued.

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#NaturalFoods #Flavor #Humor

Eating sugar free strawberry jelly is like French kissing a mannequin.

#StarTrek #Zoomer #Boomer #BroccoliCut #Humor

#Language #English #Humor

If the word “dough” was people…

It’s a thinker.

#Skibidi #StarWars #Humor

Make it stop!

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#Science #Biology #Mathematics #Semantics #Humor

Biologist Friend:
“Cells multiply by dividing.”

Mathematician Friend’s Reaction:

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#Spaghetti #Cooking #Cuisine #Science #Humor

Scientific research has determined that spaghetti sauce is the “Splatteriest” substance in the universe.

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#Math #StoryProblems #RealLifeMath #Humor

The store has 12-packs of soda pop for $11.99 each

Today’s offer:
If you buy 2, you get 2 more free

If you buy 4 cases, how much per case are you paying?

Remember in school someone asking, “When would you ever need math in real life?”

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#Language #Bilingual #CaddyShack #Humor

Asked if I speak a second language.

My response…

#Science #Soccer #PeanutButter #RockandRoll #Humor

I tried to take an I.Q. test once, but I misspelled I.Q.

I blame that experience on wearing the wrong hat that day.

(Just seeing if anybody is paying attention.)

#DanceMusic #Disco #70sRetro #Lifestyle #Humor

Based on the music playing over the intercom during my dentist visit today, the office theme must have been “Disco Wednesday.”

I wish they’d told me. I could have broken out my bell bottoms and platform shoes.

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