Look, the UK has issues but between this and the One Good TikTok, at least it’s not short on Techno Grandpas

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

This is why the democrats are almost as unpopular as Trump

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

Breathing an audible sigh of relief as they come back into contact with Houston. Such a cool mission

Screenshot from the finale episode of Gundam X of the inoperable Gundam and the Moon. At the bottom of the screen reads “the Moon will always be there.”

Gundam x was so right 😭

Artemis II is seeing the dark side of the moon right now, becoming the first humans to witness DOME

its really funny that the last jedi throne room scene became such an important, load bearing part of last jedi hate when like. i mean look at it

hyoga in the first saint seiya movie saying "you still have some questions to answer for me, Christ."

happy easter

When you beat Star Fox 64, the team sends General Pepper an invoice based on your score. Despite what the bill says, score isn't based only on units destroyed; hitting multiple enemies with one shot nets bonus points. Star Fox is committing fraud. The better you are, the more fraud they commit.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

tweet from @theseantcollins: JESUS CHRIST (ninth hour): Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? GOOFY (present at the crucifixion): Gawrsh

tweet from @david8hughes: Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

there are two absolutely canonical Good Friday posts

it’s no contest

Chromosome Testing Will Take Sports Back To The Dark Ages | Defector In the late 1990s, Olympics officials were suddenly eager to exit the business of testing women’s DNA. After three decades of requiring all women athletes to sit for chromosome tests in order to compe...

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Riverdale Chapters 76 & 77: Archie Ruins Veronica’s Prom YouTube video by Dead Ends

New episode! We yell at Archie for his dumb decisions, question whether Jughead can actually write fiction & get annoyed at the Cheryl & Toni friction. We also talk about Holes, Stick it!, and the movie Junior. youtu.be/vfgiQqgyqNA?...

housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

'AI Is African Intelligence': The Workers Who Train AI Are Fighting Back Kenyan workers are still the underpaid labor behind AI training, moderation, and sex chatbots. The Data Labelers Association is fighting back.

“AI can never be AI without humans. It is not artificial intelligence. It’s African intelligence...We are training our own death. We train ChatGPT and it’s killing us slowly.”
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The photo wires are lousy with photos of the Secretary of State sliding around in shoes that seem aspirationally sized up to appeal to his boss's belief that "you can tell a lot about a man by his shoe size." defector.com/report-presi...

The chart asks "what type of gamer are you"? New school : Highguard Old school: Concord Retro: LawBreakers Ancient: Evolve Pre Historic: Battleborn

Riverdale Chapters 72 & 73: He Got Beaned, but the Beanie Saved Him YouTube video by Dead Ends

Jughead lives! We get two focused episodes on the car and mouse game between Riverdale and the Stonies. The mystery is fun and layered but the “why” leaves us scratching our heads. Plus Betty and Archie fake (?) date and Hermosa needs a hobby. youtu.be/i8DtmVKTNac?...

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Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

[Wesley Willis voice]

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what