Great work, #Florida Gov. Ron DeSastrous!

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Ron DeSantis PAC took $250,000 from Florida Power & Light after record-setting rate hike Florida in Five: Five stories to read from the past week in Florida politics.

After utility's record-setting rate hike, Gov. Ron DeSastrous PAC took $250,000 from #Florida Power & Light jasongarcia.substack.com/p/ron-desant... via @jasongarcia.bsky.social

FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Kurt Russell as Snake Plisken dropping the line "Get a new president."

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm

Florida Panthers, An Endangered Species In Limbo Nearly six decades after the Florida panther was initially recognized as a species heading towards extinction, state and federal wildlife officials continue to struggle to recover the big cats.

The revival of the #Florida panther marks the most dramatic comeback of an endangered species in U.S. history. But now those gains are jeopardized by new development. My new story for National Parks Traveler: www.nationalparkstraveler.org/2026/03/flor... via @parkstraveler.bsky.social

ONE WEEK FROM TODAY: March 28 will be the biggest protest in US history. Find your local No Kings event to make clear you're part of The Resistance to this regime’s brutality at home, pathetic ineptness, perpetual lying & their illegal war in Iran. ✊https://app.sosha.ai/s/39HA7UDd

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Prison guards discussed cover-up of Epstein’s death, inmate tells FBI One officer said: “Dudes, you killed that dude.”

NEW: House Oversight Committee wants to interview Epstein prison guard -- interview request comes after
@miamiherald exclusively reported that she was overheard by inmate talking about covering up his killing. Here is a free link to our story: www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

The GOP takes a university hostage in exclusive First They Came For My College trailer The GOP takes a university hostage in exclusive First They Came For My College trailer

New documentary depicts #Florida Gov. Ron DeSastrous' right-wing takeover (and attempted ruination) of what had been a prestigious honors institution, New College. www.avclub.com/first-they-c... via @avclub.com

Feds block millions for 'Alligator Alcatraz,' 'Deportation Depot' over pending environmental review • Florida Phoenix The federal government is withholding a $608 million grant to help pay for Florida's migrant lockups because a required environmental review still hasn't been completed, newly released records show.

Turns out the reason the feds are refusing to reimburse #Florida Gov. Ron DeSastrous for building his Everglades concentration camp is because nobody's completed AN ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STUDY. floridaphoenix.com/2026/03/02/f... via @floridaphoenix.com

New records show Florida officials burned more than $1.2 million per day on 'Alligator Alcatraz' Last August, the Florida Division of Emergency Management requested a $1.49 billion grant from the federal government, underscoring the staggering scale of spending of taxpayer dollars on federal immi...

New records show #Florida Gov. Ron DeSastrous burned thru more than $1 million a day on his Everglades concentration camp floridatrib.org/2026/03/01/n...

Just to clear things up… i don’t think the black curtains are there for “security.” They are there to make things look “serious,” and to hide the shitty decor at Mar-A-Lago, so that we don’t mock his terrible interior design and gold-trimmed everything.

I prefer the #FBI in the early '90s to the current day.
#TwinPeaks #SilenceoftheLambs #XFiles #KashPatel

Prince Andrew's Arrest Across the pond in Britain, justice and accountability is a serious matter

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647.
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Congrats to Florida #Gators alumnus and speed skater Erin Jackson on representing the United States as flag bearer during the opening ceremony of #Olympics2026.

Erin in 2022 became the first Black woman to win an individual gold medal at the Winter Games.

Florida Gators alumna Erin Jackson a US flag bearer at Winter Olympics Erin Jackson, a UF graduate and native of Ocala, will be one of the two US flag bearers for the 2026 Milan Cortina Games opening ceremonies.

Erin Jackson, a UF graduate and native of Ocala, will be one of the two US flag bearers for the 2026 Milan Cortina Games opening ceremonies.

Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.

Imagine what’s happening in the camps.

Holy shit.

"In total, at least 10 shots appear to have been fired within five seconds."

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/u...

NYT push alert: "A person was shot dead today during a struggle with federal agents in Minneapolis, according to officials."

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

This is ok tho

They say “where’s the gun?” — After the shots

Because they don’t realize one of them had already taken it — before the shots

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.

ICE invades #Florida, discovers why it's known as the Gunshine State.