I had a really nice tea

I just put clean PJ's on and they are the same ones I had on this morning only washed, dried and put away.
I have achieved full grown up today

Remember the good old days when you could go to Woolworths the day after easter and buy eggs reduced to almost nothing?
Asda had thousands of eggs still on Saturday, what are the chances...???

Fuck me it's not even a novelty shaped egg it's novelty egg shaped chocolate.

I've been awake too long

It's just a novelty shaped egg, why do I have to be woken up at 6am? 😭😭😭😭

London is warmer than expected and I'm still wearing my winter socks

We just finished off a (new, not leftover) tub of Quality Street

The BBC's Olympics coverage has been really shit. I don't mean the presenters and commentators, just the whole iPlayer experience has been horrible.
Didn't realise you could pay for it on discovery again, bit late now

Cannot get over this valentine's card the kid made me

Cross country skiing really falls apart when they have to slide UP a hill

Fuck me, Toy Story 3. Wept like a baby. Not even the first time I watched it.

I got my cats the most emo cat food

Today was my first day back at work since the 15the Dec.

We were late for school, the boiler broke and a cat shit on the floor.

Starting strong, 2026

Doves and pigeons are the same bird, just one looks fancier and gets all the respect.

First day for... a while... I've not had a mince pie and a Bailey's coffee for breakfast

The endless stream of visitors to my house has yet to cease so I've not been allowed to take Xmas down yet and I am LOSING MY MIND

What's the appropriate ratio of Bailey's to coffee? I'm currently working with 1:3 and I find it acceptable.

Do you people actually use Canva??? It's flippin impossible

Help! I need someone who knows about design things to help me with a Christmas present.

I am THOROUGHLY enjoying all the boomers complaining about paying taxes on their multimillion pound homes being told to cut back on eating avocado toast.

I did it. What a fool 🤣

For so long I've been struggling with docker on my little ubuntu server, and this morning I think I have fixed it!
I think docker was initially installed using snap (not by me, I think it was done by default) and it's caused all manner of problems.

Here's a fact I bet you don't know. Both Aldous Huxley and C S Lewis ALSO died on the 22nd November 1963.
I was going to say less dramatically but then read Huxley"s wife stuffed him with LSD in an assisted suicide and that's way more interesting than just getting shot.

Oh my that's terrifying

I think I've completed consumerism.

There's no books I want to read, I'm bored of all my podcasts, I only watch quiz shows on TV, all my recent Amazon purchases have been cat food not gadgets...

What do I do now?

I can't work out what order I'm supposed to read them in. The internet has confused me.

I've been recommended these many times but never actually read them.

Should I....?

I am "absolutely right" like a thousand times a day

£350 for the Lego Enterprise? But I already have one...

Kid and I defaced the wall of the pub this evening