Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Whatever- can’t be that expensive- I’ll just google itOHMYGAWDWHY

I have no idea what they meant or said, but ending an opinion piece with:

“I can’t possibly ask my kids why they’re laughing: Look at all the nonsense words!”

Is… an opinion.
…
I’m walking away from this piece wondering if you engage socially with your kids enough. Was not expecting that.

lol. Just. lol.

There were times when reading about the French revolution in school where I wondered why the aristocracy didn’t see the obvious reality all around them and how it would clearly impact themselves.

Then you read something like this and you’re like:

Oh. Okay.

Went to see this in theaters when it came out. Small family sat infront of me. When it got violent, because the film is rated R for godsake, the entire family got up scooping the kids and basically ran out.

To be fair- you’re supposed to like, follow it.

*Captain America unenthusiastically and without making eye contact mutters to himself about how he understood that reference. He walks outside on the helicarrier to get some air. Tony can’t stop laughing while adding more Stephen King books to Steve’s list*

Okay so here’s my actual Bluesky-is-dying hypothesis:

The entire web is dying. Users aren’t going from BlueSky to another site (x/insta/threada/tiktok). Users are going to chatbots.

I know traffic to news sites has cratered (like 90%). My hunch is traffic to all the social platforms is down too.

I am currently obsessed about FEMAs WaffleHouse Index and if we’ve ever hit DEFCON WAFFLE.
#wafflehouse

Why yes, I have ADHD. What gave it away?

Rounding out the rest of the RE library. Don't have 9 yet. CUZ POOR.
One thing I think that is completely unknown to a lot of people is Steams customization. It's not as robust at all like LaunchBox, but it IS there. #ResidentEvil

HARD DISK WORRIES My only fear about PlayStation 2 is concerning the forthcoming Hard Disk Drive. How can gamers be sure that this won't tempt some developers to send out 'unfinished' games as they did with the PC? I hope that you can somehow convince me that this won't be the case. Kenneth, Denmark

In January 2001, in the OPM2 letters page, Kenneth from Denmark saw the future.

This was taken from a debug build on the N64, hence the reason the textures look different.

There’s an alpha, but it’s been drawn so particular that it can only be used in this particular camera shot at this one moment.

like I said, AAA is dead

a console should not be going UP in price 5 years later. I dont care that there are RAM shortages. you know what coulda offset the cost of that RAM? the $400 million they flushed down the toilet with Concord, a game no one ever saw or played

Thanks. This worked.

a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore ALT: a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore

Everyday reading the news feeling like this.

Know little of the lore of the new game, but why would a Compiler even be around the Marathon hundreds of years later? They all very dramatically left at the end of that game.

Alternative Headline: ABC spent how much for this?! Let’s look at the decision makers who won’t get fired.

Guy was a saint.

As an older millennial I feel incredibly lucky to have watched him as a kid.

I still remember Justin Longs line of “It sounds like you have a lot of stuff to do, before you do any stuff.”

Which to this day still feels like the greatest summary of Windows.

Oh yeah?!
*flips MMO Switch to ON*

I can’t forget how the mainstream press ate-up the idea of the Metaverse at the time: Because they don’t cover anything with games. I remember listening to the NYTimes podcast, and they were covering it as if Second Life or VRChat never existed. It was bizarre.

I am not a nuclear expert by any-means, but I’m pretty sure a waterway created via nuclear explosions… Would not be good due to a nuclear explosion, being a nuclear explosion.

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I can confirm that the number 7 and Marathon is something that has been documented.

marathon.bungie.org/story/seven....

I take it this version of Marathon has more abilities than “interact with terminal” and “shoot”/“alt fire”.

Give me a couple years and I might swap in Octopath Traveler 2 and Baldurs Gate 3 in here.