Time to schedule a colonoscopy 🤣

Reading negative reviews of quality street to get a laugh.

I enjoyed them, nobody else at the bar did haha

My irn bru jager bombs bad?

I want to try it so bad haha

Vogue

Day one of my taskmaster advent calendar.

Reminder that today’s match is at Irelands Four Courts today.

It is a great cause

Setting my alarm for 6:45 am on a bank holiday so I can do a 5k - boy how my life has changed.

Honestly the chilled glass makes it taste worse

Easy Sausage & Herb Stuffing Recipe - Once Upon a Chef This rich, savory stuffing recipe is perfect for the holidays—hearty sausage, fragrant herbs, and store-bought stuffing cubes make it easy!

Think it might be just a UK thing (for Christmas not Thanksgiving obviously) www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/saus...

At least I’m not as bad as someone from Baltimore where they eat sauerkraut at thanksgiving.

Stuffing without meat in it isn’t proper stuffing.

Belgium Liechtenstein is the match America decided to televise today - they are having a laugh. There’s literally four other matches that are going to be miles better and mean more than that fucking blowout of a match.

This Is What The World Was Like In 1998 It was the epic year that gave us Auto-Tune, Titanic-mania, Britney, and the comeback of Apple.

I’ve spent my birthday morning looking at the highlights of what happened the year Scotland last qualified for the World Cup and now I feel ancient.

www.buzzfeed.com/briangalindo...

Oh my god 🤣

Truer words have never been spoken

Oh I got the backstory when I watched it. I’m more horrified by the delivery 🤣

What did I just watch

The most Scotland thing to happen would be Belarus beating Denmark, and then us drawing Greece and Denmark.

Matt and I broke up over a year ago, why am I still getting these fucking adverts.

It’s that time of year again, my birthday fundraiser for the So Others Might Eat trot for Hunger. As this administration decimates more and more resources for those less fortunate, SOME does amazing work for the community of DC as a whole.
www.trotforhunger.org/Marivory
Hoping this year is less wet

a man in a red gown is standing in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a man in a red gown is standing in front of a crowd of people .

Five episodes into murder in a small town before I realized Cassandra looks familiar cause she was Fiona in Eurotrip 🤣

For when you want to pay $10,000 to look like a Dalek.

Well AWS went down so today is already super fun.

Yeah mines mostly Scottish/english/NI with a wee bit of Swedish that isn’t horribly shocking. My grandmum was adopted though so I always assumed the Italian wild card was cause of her 🤣

My 1% Italian blood is gone and now I’m just ‘ginger’ as my ancestry.

a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog . ALT: a man with a pumpkin head is dancing in a cemetery in the fog .

I’ve just realised the amount of luggage I’m going to need to bring with me on a three day long weekend to a city an hour away because of all my Halloween shite.

I know what I’m watching tonight