That movie exists, it’s called The Pacifier.

The writers are god damn lucky they picked an ice cave to exile them to and not an island. Pure luck

…..but that was a long long time ago now

from the AP Lit FB group, this kind of thing happens across states—

One of my first ever full blown, comes with citations adult rants was about how much I despise Disgrace by JM Coetzee. I derailed several days worth of AP English lit on that subject.

A lot more people have lounge access than realize it. It comes as a perk with tons and tons of credit cards

Stephen Miller + Tom Homan are listed as "invited witnesses" at a House Homeland Security Committee hearing on Tues about ICE/CBP.

So are people who were shot and tear-gassed by ICE/CBP.

If Miller/Homan actually show up, this will be... wow.

(Dem says "no confirmation yet" on their attendance).

No because they also needed to be out of the way during the American civil war

They always amused me. I think napoleon is also among the villains that the Kahmumrah assembled in Night At The Museum 2, along with Ivan the terrible, Al Capone and Darth Vader. And Oscar the grouch, I think

In my new film THE MINION CANNOT HEAR THE FALCONER, we'll explore the way in which the emergence of 20th century ideologies fractured the once-cohesively evil Minion society into competing fascist and communist blocs that soon come to blows over which form of totalitarianism will shape their future.

They sort of became an Easter omelette

Comics are also trivially expensive to write and produce. Movies cost a billion dollars to make. It’s totally reasonable that a comic would allow for vastly more interesting risky storytelling just cause the production stakes are lower

And you have paid how much in premiums?

My family is up to $2000/month.

محمد باقر قاليباف ) Vibe-trading digital oil is like vibe-hedging in treasuries during Hormuz risk-off. Both share one house of cards that works on paper. Difference: oil at least has Dated Brent. Treasuries? Vibes all the way down. EUCRBRDT Index GP <GO> {7 8 23 ill

My god the Speaker of the Iranian Parliament knows how to troll finance. Including with Bloomberg terminal entries.

Jim McGovern continues to go off:

"This farm bill is a disaster. It's awful. It's terrible. It's beyond words. It's a giveaway to Big Ag and chemical companies. There's actually liability protection in this bill for people who make pesticides. Like, who thinks like that?!"

Keep cooking, Jim!

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My 6 year old is obsessed with that movie and regularly pretends to be professor fate

Grocery store, softball, war with Iran, dishes, laundry, we bombed a school, fix the leaky faucet, can I still vote if the SAVE act passes? pack lunches, how do I turn this AI agent off? buy new tires, read a bedtime story, don’t read the news at bedtime. Read the news at bedtime. Sleep, repeat.

De-ice citizens bank

See also the DOD paying the NFL to do that salute to service before games

I went to a very very good school and I think the first thing we did in the unit on WWI was look at propaganda posters about “the Huns” and boy that changed the way I process media

[most viscerally personally unpleasant person you've ever met] i'm going to lead a mass movement of the workers

PLEASE TELL ME YOU ALSO HAVE A WHITE CAT NAMED LESLIE

Blokenfreude strikes again.

There used to be an army navy surplus store here, back when that was a thing, that sold Ché tshirts and that was always so fucking weird to me

I’ve been saying for a while now that the way MLK and the civil rights era are mythologized is a real problem.

I found an ENTIRE set of Daniel Smith watercolor dots at the thrift store for $5 and I died a lil

Still no pierogi for you, asshole

Also truly unbelievably beautiful and could be just the most wonderful place if they could get out of their own way