Oh right, I remember that now. Thanks.

I apologize for asking for clarification. I am recovering from the flu and wasn't following. My mistake; I know better than to ask for clarification on social media.

Oh, okay. That makes more sense. I guess I haven't heard their names or forgot them. Thanks.

We need like three or four parties. A parliament maybe, like they have in civilized countries. Two parties can't represent everyone in this country, and I say that as someone who fought the idea of a third party for most of my life.

I just tell them what they told me for the last ten years:

"Fuck your opinion, snowflake."

Exactly.

I mean, he'd have to ask the Bailey's first, and that's a lot of work.

Yeah, I feel like Jimmy Rockets is actually kinda cool. You say Lex Loser and everyone pictures a very specific super villain.

"Faith work is not an easy pill to swallow in LGBTQ spaces."

Probably because a certain faith is determined to wipe us out of existence. Just a guess.

A Nazi from Indiana? I'm shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!

Well, not that shocked, actually.

"'aht's wot yer second amendment's for, innit?"

Good job, Tony, have a biscuit.

Go on...

I want to hear more about the heroes who tackled the motherfuckers. I don't believe it coming from these dicks, but if it did happen, mad props to the "crowd."

This is actually so important to keep in mind. We're not dealing with people here- we're dealing with monsters who are so hateful that they're giddy about toddlers being kidnapped in the streets.

Finally answering all your questions about the life of the First Escort.

Help, I can't stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

Or Tennessee.

Can't shake the feeling of the abuser's hands on your neck, but instead of your mom or dad it's the goddamned president and his jackbooted thugs. 😑

Those of us who grew up in abusive households are not doing great with everything feeling like this.

The hat is super cute!

This dude has a hairdryer inside him at LEAST four nights a week.

Oh NOW we think it's time to "tAkE tHe kEyS fRoM gRaNdPa"? How fucking convenient.

Your lips to god's ears.

Civil War 2 is going to be even more fucking stupid then I imagined.

a watched president never dies - ancient mcdonald's proverb

I laughed out loud.

Are they going to name him Lazy Boy?

Someone get Jack Black to star in it.

Americans aren't really into doing things. We prefer to bitch online and make half-hearted attempts in the hopes that a super-hero type will come along and fix it for us so that we can keep watching Netflix without having to look up from our phones.