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Posts by Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven

Lucky man. An enviable quality.

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For some weird reason, despite any evidence to confirm and the gleanible evidence to the contrary, I have been added to a "Transphobes and Eugenicists" moderation list. I am Pro Trans Rights and critical of Eugenicists and their often racist and ablist ways.

22 minutes ago 1 0 0 0

I hate seeing that. Wash your hands!

8 hours ago 0 0 0 0

I love both of them. Roku, however, I have words for him.

20 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Unfucked and bi, might be harsher still.

21 hours ago 1 0 0 0

That enforeskined dick is sexy.

21 hours ago 0 0 0 0

That coordinated movement between the pecs and dick is hypnotic.

21 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Madonna made her now ex-husband Guy Ritchie get circumcised because of some cult thing she got into, I believe.

21 hours ago 0 0 0 0

RFK, Jr. is deeply weird in all the bad ways and needs to go.

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Though after restarting my phone, things seem better, for now.

21 hours ago 0 0 0 0

That's just going to be a full on make out session.

22 hours ago 0 0 0 0

I don't understand how keeping foreskin clean is considered hard or an inconvenience. You seem to be handling that just fine.

22 hours ago 0 0 0 0

The Cultural Catholic in me is confused.

22 hours ago 1 0 0 0

La Luna!

22 hours ago 0 0 0 0

A practitioner of phallovasculomancy, I see.

22 hours ago 1 0 0 0

The same with "raviolis".

The singular is raviolo and the plural is ravioli.

Some of us studied Italian enough to know this.

22 hours ago 0 0 0 0

And his point in telling you this is??? Does he like his man but maybe misses your dick (or ass, the dynamics here aren't specified) and needs to convince himself of that and needs your validation? Is he bragging?

22 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Damn. The sad part here is that you were right and he was wrong in all ways. I want to give 6th grade you a hug for reassurance.

23 hours ago 0 0 1 0

And then what?

23 hours ago 0 0 0 0
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Insert Spock talking about orifices.

23 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Not to sense the obvious, but I'm sensing an Asian, Korean specific in this case, fetish, Captain.

23 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Oww. Damn.

23 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Especially the video and GIF variety.

23 hours ago 1 0 1 0

I know. And when it happens in certain areas, like Chowchilla, I'm like, "well, that tracks for there."

23 hours ago 1 0 0 0

In the Central Valley those can happen, if you are a resident of that area.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Engage the core! Or whatever Jack Ransom said.

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

I love this side of you.

1 day ago 1 0 0 0
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Android solidarity, Sir!

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Ask them to break down the finances of everything they do. And their plans to solve income inequality.

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

I like it covered. It's rather sexier that way, coming from a permanently uncovered guy, unfortunately.

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