me at basically all times since moving to europe: oh lemme see what time it is in the u.s. [checks] ... that can't POSSIBLY be right.

hopefully i'll get used to it eventually 😅

i always knew i was an npc but not which kind. tutorial it is!

it is very funny to be the tech guy at Worse Twitter and be mad that the user base, which you only have because people wanted to get away from Twitter, is not like Twitter’s

*bluuuush* tysm

i haven't done that sacred duty specifically but i'd like to think i have a lot of credit already built up in the category of worshipping women 😇

Daily #GirlKnight - 4/22/2026

Girlknight bound by more than her oath, ropes digging into her skin, terror seizing her heart as her princess showers her in genuine compliments.

Uncommon Strixhaven commanders

Now beginning Clover University open enrollment. Our graduates are "4x" more likely to experience spell resolution.
Every Friday is hot dog day in the cafeteria!

Clover RC picks

People are enjoying their first tastes of Secrets of Strixhaven and the Clover RC is no different.
We picked our favorite new commanders and lucky clovers.

Discuss among the class.

👀 tall girls

🫂

I love this game so much. I love prerelease and Friday Night Magic and premodern at weird pubs and Sunday morning Pauper leagues and Ravnica and Lorwyn and Vraska and Bolas and all the beautiful, diverse ways our equally beautiful community expresses their own love for this game.

I love Magic.

this isn't cute, moms only behave like this when they're very distressed (sorry if this tumblr reference is unintelligible 😅)

*bluuuush*

may i very normally answer yes to the question in your list?

a guild i have very normal feelings about

looks badass!

same tbh

You know what, I'm gonna put this out there:
If anyone knows of a place in Frankfurt, Germany, for three queers and their two cats to live, please send it our way.
(likewise for any jobs you may have open)

So many people have joined us for this amazing deck building challenge.
Submissions are not due until the 24th.
Plenty of time to get in here.

"hey this clover thing seems really cool but idk what to build" why not have someone else do the hard part for you and pick what you'll build around? :)

i had a lot of fun building mine! it's definitely something outside of my wheelhouse

moxfield.com/decks/NNV5TK...

I do not want to create an account or open a subscription I just want to buy a thing and never hear from you again why is this so hard.

If you haven't already signed up for the challenge and got your Lucky Clover assigned, come on in. Meet the community.

Finally, some good fucking yuri!

Crocs patterned with Magic: The Gathering card backs

The Magic Crocs stay on during sex.

Bet

100%. i know i feel like the lucky one.

*bluuuush*

if you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses (aka literally any pic of me)

favorite pokemon by type normal: eevee fighting: lucario flying: flying poison: muk ground: sandslash rock: lycanroc (midnight form) bug: butterfree ghost: gengar steel: aloan sandslash fire: flareon water: vaporeon grass: leafeon electric: jolteon psychic: espeon ice: glaceon dragon: zekrom dark: umbreon fairy: sylveon

now y'all get to see what a basic bitch i am (and what an eevee girlie i am)

LET'S GOOOOOOO