hi bluesky how have you been

want to have plants but i’m allergic to plants so i don’t have plants

i cant believe christmas is tomorrow!

i’m so sleepy 😴

ill do my best 😔

me when ive had taco bell for 25 days in a row

just know it will hurt me more than it will hurt you 🙂‍↕️

i volunteer

youre telling me a blunt forced this trauma?

I am a little lost in the figgy pudding

I always forget how good Zoe Deschanel looked as a blonde in Elf

🙂‍↕️

w̷̩̖̜̆o̴̫̣͙̗͈̭͉̪͑̌a̴̬̟̤̺̘̹̳̮͔͂̇͛͊͂̑͆̈́̽̚͜͠ḣ̵͓̺̫̪̣͑̾̀̏,̶̤̱̻̜̤̬̫̲̲̒̽̈,̶̤͛͐̿͛̌͆̑̽́̌͘͘;̷̗̹͖̯̤͌͆͐̚͠ͅ;̸̧̡̘̝͂̿̄̎̅̽͆̈̈́͠͝ ̵̢̧̧̬̬̖͔͎̪̗́͆͋̆̌͆̆̄͜i̶̞̓̓̀́̾̚͜͠ ̴̡̧̣̦̝̿c̵̰̘͙̪̪̣̜̐͐ͅa̵̧̡̰͇̪̲͔͔̫̪͊͆͒̅͗̾͛n̸̗̗̑͌͆̿̈́̎͛͋̍̐͂̒ņ̷̠̻̠̯͈̀ͅt̴̰̙̻͚̫͖̖̙̲̖̯̓̑̂̇̔̾̋̋̽̐̚ ̴̫̱̥͉̝̍́̀͊͂͠b̷͓̺̖̠̟͍̗̗̯̞͂̾̓͌͊ͅl̶̡̺̤̪̭̗͙̪̗̻̠͛̅̓̄̾ͅi̶̯̻̭̠̘̭̘̞̖͚̚͜ͅe̸̛̜̐̈̑͒͂̏̅̒̈́̈́͒v̸̼̦̹̹̄̈́̃͗̓̐͠ę̷̙̿̂̂̽̈́̑͒̕͘͝ ̶̨̛̞̪̫̹̫́̓͛̈́̏̀̓̈͘͝ẗ̴̪̯̲̤̰͈̜͔̏͛̃̂̑̔̈͘͜͠o̸̗̘̼̯͓͆̑̊̈́̃̃̃̐̉̓̇ͅm̵͓͇̖͈͈͓̓̂ǫ̷̡̢̖̖̙̥̥̺̀̌͊͒͐̿̄͋̾͘̕̚o̵̬͍̠͆́̃̒́̔̾ọ̵͕͇̲̞̭̚r̷̩͇̭͔͐̾̚͜͝r̸̩͉͎͙͉̗͙͂͋͐̔͘͜͝w̸͔͉̝͚̲̺͍͔̣̳̯̮͒̒͑̈̓̋͊͝ ̶̦͚̱̠̩͇̂̃̒͜͜i̷̦̝̿̌̄̃̑̌̿͊͝ṡ̵̨͉̣̜̜̪̙̼̩̼̗̚ ̵̡͓̖͇͍͕̠͕́̄ĉ̵͓̯̣̜̑͒̕͠ḧ̶̭̺̦͚̼̭̖̞̺͖̤̖́̂͑̆͂̏̚͘r̸̰͉̘̭̥̪̒̇̓̓̈́̒̚͜i̵̢͇͓͛͗̉̀̔̚m̵̝̤̒̄̉̔̾̈̚s̶̳͂̂̄̈́ẗ̶̢̡̧͚̺̪͔̖̳̫̅͛̔͗̈́́̆͘ͅa̶̧̛͖͌͒̾̄̐̚s̶̛͍̜͈͖͠s̴̜͉̝̥̜̥̓͊̌,̸̣̎,̵̡̧̻̞͈̱͚͙̜̝͙̓,̶̧͎͚̹̌̓͆͑̋̿̃̈́̒͝!̵̧̛̛͔̞̂̌̆̔͆̐̓̓͒

im tired of pretending The Santa Clause 3 isnt the perfect movie that it is

a carton of Hood limited edition vanilla egg nog ultra pasteurized

me and my one true love have been reunited at last

im sorry im not sure what youre talking about 😔

waiting for what?

im just piggybacking twitter and bluesky like advil and tylenol after a surgery

Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy.
Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.

puppygirls must love this time of year cause of the abundance of puppy chow

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me laying in bed wearing a t shirt that has a grumpy mickey mouse embroidered in the pocket

gm from me and grumpy mickey 😚

i love very hot bath 🥰
it is like what if instead of eating soup i became soup

gm 🥰

omg i cant believe christmas is timotroww,,,,!

theyre the same even if you dont squint!

eating a bole of cereal is like soup for breakfast 🙂‍↕️

gm everyone 🥰

id throw the biggest party of the year as my house wound drop

she egg in my nog till i nutmeg