Starting it a day early would be pretty funny to be fair.

I’m with Marie. Airports are generally awful places and the goal should be to spend as little time in them as possible.

It’s the hope that kills you. #EFC

December 2000

Canada.

The worst example of this was when I was explaining the ‘Two World Wars and one World Cup’ chant to some friends, they were genuinely confused that we view the wars as victories. It was borderline outrage that they don’t get all the credit.

Rick Scott aside, as a Brit living in the US I am constantly astounded by how many seemingly intelligent Americans genuinely believe this ‘we saved your butts’ argument about WW2. I’ve had it said to me dozens of times by smart people!

It’s a fascinating insight into the psychology of the country.

The irony is if you just turned up a day late and paid their late fee, it would be less than that.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

A lot has bothered me about the reporting of the Kanye West banned. Firstly how it has been framed as all about it the Jewish community - but we should all be against Nazism! This country fought Nazis. Songs called Heil Hitler should not just be for the Jewish community to object to. And secondly…

He’s on a real run of ‘noticing things we’ve all known for years’ recently

‘Why did he ask them to update his personal email when it was his work phone that was stolen?’

I dunno lads, maybe there was a reason he might not have had easy access to his work email, can’t imagine what…

Yeah, it is all to do with app quality. American Airlines is a dream to book on a phone, but you’d have to put a gun to my head to make me try and book a BA flight on their app.

They gave Rosenior a SIX AND A HALF year deal! He won’t last six months. #RespectTheBall

Sanchez respected the ball so much he escorted it into the net. #Everton #EFC #UTFT

I am blaming @stephenkb.bsky.social for my latest gaming addiction.

Ed Davey, a camera crew and a banana boat. Sorted.

I told you @stephenkb.bsky.social

I still think you’ll win this, but my word you have made it hard work.

The approach may win the title, but the approach Arsenal take to winning football matching absolutely honking to watch. Pass around the horseshoe, try to win a set piece, repeat. #EFC #AFC

To be fair, every toddler birthday I’ve been to since I lived in the US has had booze.

Odd comparison, but it’s like Blackberry continuing to put keyboards on their phones ‘because their users wanted them’ without recognising that user base was both loud and shrinking.

They have also convinced themselves that Rotta the Hutt insider nerdiness is what the fanbase want, because of the reaction to The Last Jedi, and then Acolyte.

Disney just have absolutely no idea what to do with Star Wars - cinematically it’s been setup to fail since they rushed the first film to justify the acquisition, which meant they just remade A New Hope and had no plan for the trilogy.

The obvious solution to the bank note issue

There is an obvious compromise option here.

Incredible typo to describe the show in that piece.

Disney/Pixar films regularly murder the parents of the main character, what are you talking about?

Ferrari strategy team strike again. #F1

After all the scepticism about the new regulations, this is easily the best actual racing we’ve had in years. #F1