it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Q: Is "Do you hate questions?" a bad question?
A: I think every bad question has a good answer.

To me this is a the dialogue of every Hot Ones and Last Meals.

I had a dream I made someone laugh with my used marijuana needle joke. It was only a dream though; overdosing on used marijuana is no joke! 🌿

This would still make us lose less planes than the current administration.

A close up of an Imperial Guard from Oblivion, with the text: THAT'S TWICE YOU'VE REPOSTED AI ART POST IT AGAIN... AND I'LL KILL YOU!! for anyone checking this is satire

I saw a cryptobro the other day! Terrible creatures.

Assassin's Creed Galaxy

My social media website for small lizards: skinkstagram

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE <3

I'll join my friends ketamine conversation once I properly articulate that while it's great for suicidal ideation the effects basically go away if you don't do it for six months or so. And if you do it legally it's hellishly expensive.

Amidst a wave of new economic terrorism from the president, the vice president announced "we love terrorism" while actively participating in multiple illegal wars, acting in defiance of congress, and committing genocide amidst other terrorisms. Sources say this shit sucks and we hope he dies soon!!

A close up of an Imperial Guard from Oblivion, with the text: THAT'S TWICE YOU'VE REPOSTED AI ART POST IT AGAIN... AND I'LL KILL YOU!! for anyone checking this is satire

I saw a cryptobro the other day! Terrible creatures.

Pumpkins are a fruit.

*not bothering to distinguish between posts due to tiredness*
I can't believe Hideo Kojima reposted cartoon erotica of Paul Blart

pro-argument: He worked in the food industry.
counter-argument: He was barely cool enough to be smoking weed. He had a range of between 0.01 - 1 cool units per cm^3, focalized mostly in his hair and goatee, and fluctuating throughout the day. This is common knowledge.

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE GAZE OF A SOBER CELEBRITY?!?

going to do a youtube investigation into if guy fieri smoked weed or if the flames on his shirt were just for show.

Ganon is "people named bart" Link is "bartenders" It's a name joke

I am constantly saying this to every politician.

It's Wand of Gamelon Wednesday everyone!!

A picture of Zelda CDI Gannon about to shoot lightning at Zelda, with the lines "YOU DARE BRING SLOP INTO MY LAIR?! YOU MUST DIE!!"

This is what I say when I see AI posted.

pressing buttons for engagement (while the world burns)

VENTPOSTING CAUSE ALL MY STUFFS NOT GOOD ENOUGH
THIS IS MY SONG THOUGH THE LYRICS ARE ROUGH

Stupid neverending warcrime hellscape. Clinton shoots down a plane and molests children, Bush went on a mission from god, Obama droned and deported, and Trump is the worst! Sets everyone back 100 years and kills MILLIONS but gets a free pass by Republicans because they like the racism. Fuckers, all.

I'm so good at this

I will be back one day
And I’ll find you there by the great big lake

You might have to cover up your Harry Potter tattoos, but I’ll never need to cover my knuckle tattoos that say

MOBY DICK
GOOD BOOK

unless someone notices that my left hand says “dick book”

This might be Iranian propaganda AI slop, but I'm going to repost it because- WHOOPS SORRY I ALMOST WAS AN IDIOT!! As a reminder we don't ever need to see the AI slop. Stop quote-dunking on it, no one wants to see it.

An ashen one from Dark Souls 3 wearing the Catarina (Onion) Helmet and Lothric Knight Armor. He stands looking away from the camera as he contemplates his soul.

Shout out to dark souls 3 even if I never beat either dlc. One day.

If anyone asks what "Drown Pete Hegseth in Diarrhea" means, it is the name of a satirical poem, not a call to action. If you take it as a call to action there's nothing I can do about it. I won't even help suggest which iced tea to consume for maximum diarrhea output.

I'm going to hack every F35 to play Doom and when the pilot selects the difficulty the plane self-destructs.