i hate how down bad the douchebag / fuckboy look gets me sometimes, saw this guy at the bar in passing and was like God you look like SUCH an asshole and probably pretentious too 🥵

hearing the phrase construction trade and death gripping my phone to not write a whole dissertation on it

had a dream there was a canned cocktail called Shinjuku Gold that was pocari sweat, alcohol [beer], and nicotine

a blather round game with custom answers would go hard

in fairness I'm not even crashing out about something online today and I do that much less now that they gave me birth control I'm just sad

like I'm happy to share my personal life with my coworkers, the problem is I don't have any of it because I have depression and subsequently probably semi related health issues from it and have whole days that get written off where I do Absolutely Fucking Nothing

I'm sure some of them would actually get it it's ironically not like depression is uncommon or anything nor that they are not understanding (I really lucked out with my team and company) but it's also like . Ugh

can't tell my coworkers that some days I log out and then lie in bed until my partner gets home and that's the only human being i physically speak to that day so of course i don't have some sort of active social friend time to go on about

i can't tell my coworkers who have like moved houses and gotten fulfilling side jobs that my positive for the week is *checks notes* emptying the dishwasher and taking the trash out

having depression is fun because you get smacked in the face with the reality of it in the "share something positive from this week" portion of the weekly meeting

i don't think I've seen an evangelion drag look and I'm begging someone to fucking do it

not my gay ass logging into a work meeting and seeing someone's camera pop up from another team and my first thought is just "daddy???" 😮‍💨😩

i keep reading AuDHD as Gold ADHD and I'm like there's ranks???

i mean yeah me too

does anyone else who works from home still hide in the bathroom to escape responsibility

i wish my every day was Hairy Men 😉

it's also really funny as a trans person to do these and be like "wow I got hair then" when your every day is hairy man

hair growth from early 2024 - late 2024 - now

buy not rent I dont own a car but same difference you're paying monthly

i swear to god a requirement to rent an Escalade is to be a horrible fucking driver

im mostly joking but why are you passive aggressively grilling me about my partner 🤔 and looking at me like that

passing win: someone doesn't know you're trans so they give you the Homophobic Stare

whiteout (PS1)

was talking to someone a few weeks back who was like "yeah I've never had a panic attack" and I kinda thought having at least one panic attack was a universal experience

🐊 𝗡𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗦 🐊

>into bears
>not into chubby/obese (their words)

look i can somewhat get what they're looking for here but I'm also terribly confused

you know what day it is

columbusites only but every time I see that ketamine billboard off 5th and highland I get so confused for a second

"but you can cuddle for warmth!" the point here is what happens when you aren't cuddling anymore? if you both lie on your side there is a gap where the cold air gets in the bed