UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

If I was invited to a wine and dine and a guy who called me "fundamentally incurious" was there, I would simply leave.

Come back next week for when Pisshead Pete leads with this Bible verse
"Bow down before the one you serve,
You're going to get what you deserve."

God money, I'll do anything for you
God money, just tell me what you want me to
God money, nail me up against the wall
God money, don't want everything he wants it all
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take it
No, you can't take that away from me...

Ever so slightly borrowed from u/Ousi-chaN over on r/nin.

Waiting for that download to finish...

Evil Empire - YouTube

Well here's something that happened thirty years ago today.

As a teenager in the 90s, I remember the moral panic about how alcopops were appealing to underage drinkers.

Which was certainly news to me and my underage drinking friends, as we were all on beer or cider or whichever spirits we thought our parents wouldn't notice a few missing swigs.

I believe the correct response is...

Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu, VD Jance, Marco Rubio, AfD, Giorgia Meloni, Javier Milei, Geert Wilders, Dave Rubin, Rob Schneider, that AI-generated video of Princess Diana: your boy took one hell of a beating!!!

A van de Venny happy birthday to me.

Why doesn't this have Sonny?

...and now I'm sad again.

"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my..."

Of course it's to the sound of Kid Rock butchering Metallica...

Well that makes it three birthdays in a row ruined by Spurs playing a team from the north east.

Life is good, and I feel great...

Every film I ever saw at Croydon Vue Since yet another cinema I regularly use(d) is closing down. Where will the rats I saw scuttling under the seats that one time live now?

You know, I remember the days where I'd create a Letterboxd list for some niche interest, not to document the demise of yet another cinema I used closing down.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

The final day's screenings at the Croydon Grants branch of Vue.

Farewell, then, to Croydon Vue.

Your screening times were often obscure, your decor shabby or outright broken, your staff could make a ten minute queue when just two people buying tickets, and I swear one time I saw a rat scurry out from the seats, but in spite of all of that you were alright.

Ministry - No W YouTube video by EtheGye

I'm thinking that Uncle Al might have been onto something

Even if this was released in 2004...

Brief check: does this count as a birthday present?

I was expecting Jarvis Cocker to start stalking him like Jason Voorhees.

Ahab claims "total and complete victory" with whale issue.

So the same Islamic ruling class in Iran now gets to put a toll on a Strait that was open and free before America intervened in the first place. Masterful gambit, sir

Couldn't they have made Jack Posobiec and End Wokeness one bubble, given they're the same person?

0.000025% of Eddie Darko's Load.

The 2026 World Cup is shaping up to be the new 1936 Summer Olympics.

I guess that explains the BBC's insistent pronunciation of "Eye-rain-ian."

Titanic Drone Show - Made of Here - Titanic Sinks Tonight YouTube video by Titanic: Honor & Glory

NICHE JOKE ALERT

What this really needed was a drone Olympic lurking in the background.

DOOM Eternal OST - meathook (Mick Gordon) YouTube video by ACHACOSO studio

He is not here; he has risen, just as he said.

Went last night to see Project Hail Mary, and right before the film started a slide came up basically saying "Oh yeah, we're closing next week."

Now mention of that last week when I went to see Ready or Not 2.

Rammstein - Mutter [Full Album] YouTube video by HeavyMusicLover666

Nun, liebe Kinder, passt gut auf
Ich bin etwas, das heute vor fünfundzwanzig Jahren freigelassen wurde.

Now that there is (comparatively...) less made-up stuff being posted on the internet today, it's time for the monthly film roundup.