Well played

Nuclear weapons were so… 20th century. It doesn’t take a nuke… to fuck up a country

That’s a fucking HILARIOUS jab from a “journalist” who uses AI to write their “articles”…. Even more comical is that even the writing is 100% derivative of H. S. T.

True story

Not 1 year. It’s taken decades of political minutiae and deception prior to Trump even being a political entity to lay the groundwork for this. The bed was sown & fertilized and these turds are what popped up

Har har har.
Carpal tunnel syndrome…. Har har har
Like I have that kind of money

It took me until I read “Neo”…. Then I realized what you had done

I started to read that… as if he was describing the
night-vision videos of the rescue…. Took a second for it to dawn on me

My favorite pastime while Jello is droning on about whatever has his panties wadded up tight at the moment… is to heckle him from the back, yelling and insisting for him to sing holiday in cambodia. It’s my version of yelling PLAY FREEBIRD! @ whatever band of playing.

Jello is so mad he’s threatening to burn his Levis

It’s time to turn my chips in and start drinking again…..

Booooooooo

What kind of trite, smug, fuck-twat-witted response is this? Ok… AND?

I don’t have the financial means to horde foodstuffs … nor do I feel it’s ethical to do such. MOST people being told they have to stockpile shit, don’t even have the means for BASIC necessities… much less to horde resources

Ex-fucking-zactly!

The same people that have the money to go out and impulsively get a passport even though they’ve never had one and don’t travel.

I’m tired of this “better fill up your 600gallon backup, reserve, spare gas storage tank before shit gets real bad” fearmongering.

Collectively … cats are god

Me too. I have already ordered my case of sharpies

Every fucking bill I get, with his fucking signature on… is going to get a “rapes children” or “can fucking rot in hell” written right below his signature

ON EVERY FUCKING BILL. I’ll pull money out of the ATM. JUST so I can do this & REDEPOSIT the newly decorated cash into the ATM.
Rinse/repeat

Love it!

True story

You sure it’s not reverse vitiligo??? No relation

This makes me feel embarrassed to be a dude. These oxygen wasters need to get held by the ear and smacked silly… then smacked back to serious.

-THIS RIGHT HERE!!!-

I would so art… like all the time, I would be arting. I would art something every day… even on Sundays.

I’ve had to triple check this too make sure it’s not an onion article.

Vocal inflection and a nasally dominant whine in my words is definitely not transmitted via text… it wouldve been a fun back & forth if we were all face to fsce

True story

I’m sorry… I was being obtuse & feigning ignorance.
Their first album was the soundtrack to my senior year in HS.

Aren’t these Suicidal Tendencies lyrics?

No relation

No, please…. Really… y’all can put the masks back on… we get it…. You win on this one.