the more we try to recall details of this the hazier the memory becomes and we're beginning to suspect we maybe fabricated this story

pretty sure we once had "Chinese nachos" with fried wonton as the base.

It's also possible we attempted to create it ourself? unclear

we're a bit high, working on drunk, playing hades 2, started reading The Persephone Effect today. also running on maybe 2 hours of sleep that ended around 2am?? something

at least these ones look dorky enough to let everyone around you instantly know what a fucking predatory loser you are

people really think congress gets the same care bc they're also on commercial insurance as opposed to medicaid and don't stop to realize that the difference between care for them and their congressperson is at least as much different as that first one, but in the other direction

all my vapes, gone 😭

the mad god has taken us, goodbye

Jocelyn is Hestia

Johnny Rose is Zeus
Moira is Hera
David is Dionysus
Alexis is both Apollo and Artemis

Stevie is Haephestus
Twila is Aphrodite

we will not be bullied into obeying because we simply do what people tell us to without the bullying

*Mathnet agents meeting over a drink after work hours*

should is doing some heavy lifting here but we might lol

we might be high, gents

honestly same

she's way cooler than we were at their age

wait until you find out they're not even baby carrots, they're just regular carrots that someone shaved down to bite size

to defeat math you need to think like a number

our child in full corpse paint rocking their drum kit

this is a true story by the way, we didn't know she was pregnant but she was

anyway our trans daughter is a kickass metal drummer

hey despite everything that guy just wants to see his wife again and we respect that

maybe we could revisit the implied history with Icarus though 👀

"what if the god of wine and revelry and madness was also a very pretty tall male witch that was never sure what was going on until it mattered" well sure okay

still thinking about how we got the wrong Taco Bell order last night and whoever Daniel is who intentionally ordered 4 crunchy tacos and 2 soft tacos

what the fuck kinda order is that

"are you REALLY in to people who are really REALLY in to knitting? boy have we got a kink for you!"

maybe one of them water bottle filling station type deals

why do so many movies and TV shows depict men urinating? always takes us right out of the story. real men don't pee! why do we let them keep doing this!

tbf we expect this from Dave Grohl, we THOUGHT Brockie was better

we realize after the fact the real question we asked is, are you more a pure masochist or are you into shibari

anyway same

we went to a GWAR concert with our wife who was then pregnant with our first child, but was Dave Brockie at the baby shower? NOPE. not a word.

they had a trans patient? woke DEI and also gay

would you rather be a bowling pin or a Bobbie pin

fuckin shit The Hymn to Dionysus is easily our favorite depiction of that god. what a great reading. fuck. FUCK.