People talk about greenwashing like it's a bad thing but I've never heard a discouraging word when it comes to greenwiping.

Charmaine Verdancy

I still have this photo of mom from the very first Earth Day, back in 1970. I always thought this holiday should be a bigger deal than it has turned out to be.

Gaia Condios

Everybody sing along:
"Happy Earth Day dear species,
Happy Earth Day to yooou."

Eartha Kitt-Carson

A new "Getaway Weekend" themed shop has opened in our town but I don't see how you can stay in business with narrow, niche marketing like that. Maybe they can add coffee.

Mel Kinbread

At this point in my life I tend to notice and admire functional knees, especially if they perform silently.

Carla Tige-Werkin

Judging by the before and after, what the heck do you suppose the movie was?

Carmen N. Gowan

I'm trying to decide what the message is here - I've got it narrowed down to either, "Sexy swimmers are smart enough to use computers" or "People who use computers enjoy freedom of movement and relatively quick drying times."

Byron DeProduct

Once they find out my name is Todd, people always start talking to me like they know me. All I can say is, Todd is my first name not my last name and I've never even tried to cut anyone's hair.

Les Namesmith

She will kill you with a coat rack before the Jiffy Pop even starts to get warm. She's an intergalactic woman warrior and her name is...

Ken U. Nameher

If Jesus used one of those AI portrait makers to show him what he would look like if he was white and then he spotted an undesirable invasive plant, only it looked good, what would Jesus do?

Terrence Demout

I wonder if there are any interesting stories going on in this part of town.

Jade Curtain

"It's a hemorrhoid. But I've never seen one that big. Have you ever seen one that big? On my count: one, two, three!"

Roland D. Patient

"What do you mean you forgot to put the trash can out on the curb? How do you forget something like that?"

Hilda Paye

Some guys just have a knack for standing around in front of stuff.

Baldor Knott

My dad was a big Eddy Arnold fan. He had several albums by The Tennessee Plowboy. But I don't recommend doing an internet search, like I did, for "The Tennessee Plowboy," as these days that phrase is apparently used to describe something you won't even find in the Kama Sutra.

Dan Gersearch

If you're lucky enough to have a trumpeter in your family, whatever you do, don't undervalue it!

Lippa Embouchure

Petrification rocks!

Minnie Ralizit

DO ANYTHING

You can shoot
if your shooting's good.
You can carve three turtles
out of wood.

Arno Limitations

I'm Bill Cullen, Jr., candidate for California governor. Many kitty owners think it's fine to let their cats roam so they can stay busy killing birds and lizards. That's why avid birder Mister T and I are sponsoring Assembly Bill 37, the "A Coyote in Every Yard" bill. Booya!

Bill Cullen-DeHerd

To younger people this image may not mean much but for folks my age, this was a real touchstone of our youth. For me, it was the first time I'd ever seen an Irish Jig and in my mind I can still hear the sound of the fiddle and pipes as they nearly drowned out the pop of the pistol.

Erin Gobrakai

As we overheat the ocean, more and more strange things will happen. Will any of them be good things?

Rock Lobsternum

Which Psychotropic Was Involved? Altering doesn't mean faltering

You're the star of this show.
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If you go, have fun, but remember to tip with prime number bills.

G. Stringtheory

If only I felt a little more agile I'd get on out to the Coachyellow Festival to check out these new, cutting-edge bands. Some of them are pretty wild, like this band, Dead Leg.

Dee Void

The woodcarving arts are some of the oldest forms of human creativity. If you've got a good knife and a tree, you need never be bored again. From whimsical to practical, if your mind's eye can see it, your hands can make it so.

Walt Whittlin

The caption states that this is Susie and her daughter Sadie. Susie is identified as being a Mono Lake Piute woman, visiting Yosemite in 1901. It says she visited the gift shop where she scored a Half Dome t-shirt and a dreamcatcher with pink feathers!

Ina Shoulderseason

If you're like me, you haven't been imagining your wombats big enough. Although I'm pretty sure an average weight can't be 55 to 88 lb. But maybe they were only talking about the length when they said average. If you're like me, you're overthinking this.

Maury Expansive

I'm reading that cassette tapes are making a big comeback. Heck, I remember when all the top releases came out on cassette! Fun fact: one of the six Burrito Supreme Court Justices has a massive collection of cassettes but there's one rarity he hasn't been able to lay his hands on.

Nils Willies

When I heard them say, "All old people know what it feels like to be young but no young people know what it feels like to be old," I thought to myself, "Oh yeah, that's right." Sometimes I have pretty deep reactions to a good TV show.

Jimmy A. Crashcart

I just read the list of this year's inductees to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and I can't believe that once again Rudy Vallee and Korla Pandit have been snubbed. I take this personally. When it comes to Goldie and the GB's, I'm on the fence.

Otto Rageous