Add food to a movie

Two Girls One Cuppa Soup

That’d leave a nasty taste for the original.

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I do find myself asking strangers where I live though 😳

Reminds me of -
'Second verse, same as the first, a little bit louder and a little bit worse! Oh, the cow kicked Nelly in the belly in the barn'...

Could consider taking up golf, perhaps?

I think that’s a different genre, is it one of those seedy cinemas with blacked out windows?

😂

The joys of getting older!

It’s a calculation to estimate your chances of having a heart attack in the next ten years 😬

I’ve reached the age where my chat up line is now “What’s your QRISK?”.

It won't last.

FINALLY the truth. Now somebody just needs to tell my Karaoke buddies.

Nextdoor advert for a pile of branches - FREE!

First come, first served.

Okay but who is it in the photo?!

@antoniabance.bsky.social I hope you guys are going to demand a resignation from Tice, particularly given the nonsense with Angela Rayner

Ah cool!

☺️ Nearby, I’m in Cottingham.

Rather than putting in a matching post the council rerouted the railing.

🙄

Not the flags!

Would you answer your phone and put it on speaker if you was in the Doctors waiting room, because that’s what happened 🙄

If you put a number on your back you could perhaps run to the shops?
*ducks to avoid incoming wine bottle*

Suspension bridge constructed entirely from steak and kidney pies…

Name the film.

Pramland shop next to an adult sex shop in Hull.

Of course there is a Pramland next to an adult sex shop in Hull.

Which hand do you use to wipe your bottom?

I used to love watching TFI Friday when getting ready for a night out, it feels weird it’s starting again tonight at 11pm when I’ll probably be asleep.

I was today years old when I discovered Old Jamaican rum & raisin chocolate did not actually have any alcohol content. 12 year old me feels cheated.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost a dance or you are eliminated.