EVERY FUCKING YEAR KNICKS. EVERY FUCKING YEAR

you’re not??

Trump: “I am going to drop a nuke on the dick of every Iranian”

Reuters: “Scholars say this move risks killing many hundreds of lives”

Snippet from a Reuters article. The heading reads: Trump's post could 'be interpreted as a threat to commit genocide', former legal advisor says Text beneath it says: Trump's threat that 'a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again,' could plausibly be interpreted as a threat to commit genocide," Finucane said.

Those who say journalism is dead, explain this.

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Job Posting For Sidekick At Dark Knight Enterprises Gotham’s Caped Crusader seeks an analytical go-getter who is mission-focused and immune to plant poison.

I know I don’t use this account for much more than raising awareness about sickle cell anemia and sucking dick (separately) but I’m really proud of this piece I wrote that is featured in Slackjaw today. Please check it out.

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Dangling participle? No thats my penus

happy for venezuela and hope this is a moment that makes the US take this seriously next time around

[farting so hard i shit myself] it’s important for those of us, even within the craft, to separate fart from fartist

No shade to anyone reposting this but I have yet to see a graphic produced from these 24 states of data that accounts for them being predominantly red.

We need a special Jerry verification system. Something so that when you see someone who is Jerry you say, ah yeah, that’s Jerry

flying on a boeing. turbulence. altitude lost. i don’t know if this post will send, so i’m leaving this note on my phone. i want to set the record straight about what went on here. i want people to know what happened on this plane

Kinda wish this game were in Boston so we could make tea jokes

The World Baseball Classic: Like the All-Star Game but it actually fucking matters

We need an ediment button on our poasts

I would encourage the experimentation

smoke em if ya got em

you ever see a pair of breasts and think… well done

Cottagecore but it’s a music genre that’s exclusively covers of the Heated Rivalry theme

i would kill for a reality tv compilation of people having rare moments of cogency and self-awareness

fuck the guy who said we should start inviting people to random meetings to get their attention

depending on what it was that is either a fantastic deal or egregious rip off

today, we are all lindsey adler

looking forward to the next discord update where you can just @ your friends by their SSNs

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

yeah that fumble was baaaaad

second year in a row when a Drake got eviscerated in the Super Bowl

“Should society intervene” and do what? Give these guys copies of “The Game”?

wait you’re not?