Ear nails need clipping man.

His ear was barely grazed in two places. You can see the tiny scars in some pictures. He was lucky.
Sensible people need to ditch this conspiracy nonsense because the reality of the corrupt lunatic MAGA administration needs calling out continuously.

A lot of people spent days going "OMG OMG OMG popcorn at the ready SiR kEiTh obvs lying; Olly Robbins has the receipts". Now they're like "too clever to get caught, they did it with VIBEZ."

From "Starmer is really bad at politics" straight to "Starmer is Machiavelli reincarnated" - like every week.

The headline says phones. The government say smartphones.

If you listen closely you can hear @mrjamesob.bsky.social let out a little fart on live radio earlier.
Don't they have a 'dump button' for this sort of thing or wasn't it that serious?
@lbc.co.uk

Anyone know whether today is a ‘ceasefire’ day or a ‘destroy your civilisation’ day yet?

Baked bean 🤣
Hey everyone needs a hobby!

...bees and they always FLY OFF!

You clearly have a set of stuffed bee mannequins (beeaquins?) with posable limbs that you brush, plump up, add a dusting of 'pollen' (I reckon it's custard powder) and pin artistically onto perfect blooms from the florist that you place in direct sunlight, because I've tried taking pictures of...

Rubbish. It's time for Charlie to earn his keep. He should go and he should use every ounce of sinew to leverage whatever influence he can in the interests of his nation.

A doctator?

The abysmal judgement of the man who worshipped Orban, Trump, Putin, Brexit …

Ballet dancer and Ukrainian refugee Kateryna Andrushyna, Wales, photo by Joann Randles.

The whole world should be joining in.

Celebratory dance in Hungary

TACO in
10....

No gotiators.

Took me far too long to realise the cat wasn't actually someone's arm pointing at the screen.

Made me wanna open the ten.

Replace 'people' with 'russian financiers' and it maybe becomes clearer.

An enlightening, entertaining and constructive conversation as usual. Recommended.

Can recommend namdong. Especially if you like spicy.

Is this question 1 on his cognition test?

Reform curious Christian?
Which Tory constituency does he hold then?

Time for him to earn his keep.

<<"It has been nearly a decade since the first referendum. Looking at the current state of the economy and the cost of living, do you think the UK is better off rejoining the EU or continuing to forge its own path?">>

We are better off rejoining, so let's just do it!
#RejoinEU #Breturn

I know how you feel Ogmor old mate.

Oh for chrissakes Nanna, I thought we'd talked about this!

Looks like he's about to gore a matador!