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those of you who are looking for readings, you can find them here.

we have zoom reading slots available for january, but if you need it sooner we get the email readings back to you within 24-48 hours!

see you all sooon!! we love you🥹❤️

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YOUR Horoscopes for December 2025 2026 is around the corner, let's jump that final hurdle!✨

HEY FOLKS! Here are your horoscopes for December 2025✨🎄 I wish you ALL the beauty and motivation for 2026

i hate to be that person but like 2025 really tired me out🪫

Mercury retrograde isn't that deep. Don't believe everything you see (or read), it might all just be an optical illusion anyway.

Mercury retrograde is the new clickbait - don’t let them fool you👀

this is so beautiful actually🥹

YOUR Horoscopes for November 2025☄️ It's not a simple month, buckle up kids.💥

folks! check out your November horoscopes, it’s a bumpy ride 💥

The Moon is in Pisces until tomorrow, so I have approximately 24hours of crying left to do.👀

Things you don't know about Scorpio🖤 Why Scorpio is so loveable and why you should be kinder when you talk about her. She's literally misunderstood.

here’s a little piece I wrote in honour of Scorpio season.✨

ooooof, if i could - i would drink coffee with cream EVERY day, i fell in love when i went to toronto😭but since we don’t have it in the UK and my girlfriend is portuguese - i do it the european way. ESPRESSO AFTER EVERYTHING!

let us know if you find out!😭❤️

Have plans on paper in case of cyber-attack, firms told Prepare to switch to offline systems in the event of a cyber-attack, firms are being advised.

love that this "resilience engineering" is basically: write things on paper www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

good night bluesky, i hope you all have dreams about how your talents get recognised and you feel really confident and your writers block is cleared and you’re like “omg i’m doing this i love my life” and then it all comes true in the morning for you and life is great🫶🏻

#astrosky

Spouse was trying to show me a thing yesterday about how important it is to be bored sometimes because important things happen to your brain when you run out of stuff to think about and I'm sure that's real but also

Run out of stuff to—?

Think? About?

You can do that?

People be having dignity in their charts but no dignity irl 💔

no but LITERALLY ☠️

Pluto stations direct.❤️ What were the last 5 months like for you? What have you learnt about transforming parts of your life?🫶🏻

YOUR horoscopes for Venus in Libra🩷 Here's what Venus in Libra means for all of us✨

Venus enters Libra - here’s what’s coming for you!🤍

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i wanna say a massive thank you to all of you for the last couple of days.❤️❤️ all your love has changed our month and a couple of people suggested we share our kofi tip page so here it is, but i just hope all of you have the most BLESSED weekend. we can’t thank you enough

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if anyone would like a Tarot or Astrology reading we do zoom 1:1 bookings (slots available in November) and affordable email readings, have a look at what the options are here! ❤️

email readings are delivered within 24 hours✨

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booking calendar with our availability for tarot and astrology readings

Hey folks! We just have November left for private Astrology and Tarot readings if anyone would like a slot! You can book here❤️: stan.store/TwoOptimystics

Tips and Tricks for Astrology Beginners🪐✨ let's go back to basics and have a quick fire lesson on Astrology.

If you’re learning Astrology check out this post on Substack🫶🏻✨

if you feel like you’re stuck and nothings ever going to change, i promise you there are amazing moments that will surprise the hell out of you. i know it feels long, i know it hurts, i know it gets dark - but it will happen. big progressions happened for me today - i could never have expected this❤️

i hope you had a restful and relaxing day🥹❤️

Happy Full Moon folks✨

Can’t wait to see the finished product!! 😍 🍰

Sometimes I just think like do we all live in the same world or am I screaming to the void? Because people are mean man. People don’t care about people anymore, it just makes me a bit confused like how do you not care about other human beings?🌝

YOUR horoscope for October🎃✨ Let's talk about the Astrology for you and all of us during pretty Libra and spooky Scorpio season🌙

HERE’S YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR OCTOBER✨❤️

you’re always a daily dose of inspiration🥹

Has anyone got an advice for us as super disorganised human beings that want to find ways to be more organised in our day to day schedule? 👀TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

and if you struggle with scheduling too, tell me so we feel less alone😂