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Posts by sᴘᴀʀᴛᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʜᴇᴀʀᴛ

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I got a knuckle sandwich ready for ya Peter… 👊🏼 🤣

(He’ll hold the ‘mustard’, it’s all in jest)

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 1

Are... are you makin a dad joke?

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

I beg your finest pardon?

1 month ago 0 0 0 1
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‘Cause you mighta needed another.

#SeductiveSunday

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LoHatra

Lumi!

1 month ago 10 6 2 1

That I am, darlin’ 🤠

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Silvia, my silent cheerleader. Bless.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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#SpartanSunday

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1 month ago 1 0 0 1

aesos

Nah, I'm done with that.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Thought I knew ya a bit better than that, but I RECKON not.

Right. Like I said, I ain't gonna say anythin else.

My deepest apologies.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Fuckin’ Hell.

Won’t say fuck all no more.

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

Now hold on just a damned minute! Show me where I mentioned your damned brother. I’ll wait.

Second, I can’t believe you took that seriously. I was jokin’ about you’re liking things plain, not startin’ a fucking family feud!

Get off my dick, cause I know you ain’t swing that way!

1 month ago 0 0 0 1

I reckon I do, but go on, Boss.

1 month ago 0 0 0 1

Listen, if ya don’t razz your teammates from time to time, are ya even teammates?

1 month ago 1 1 0 1

The truth hurts sometimes, Boss.

Do ya need a medic?

1 month ago 1 0 0 1
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Rory doesn’t like bread with crust because it’s too fancy.

1 month ago 2 0 0 1

📲 Right on.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

📲 Yeah, sure.
📲 I’ll get on.

1 month ago 0 0 0 1
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#FedoraFriday

Yeah, yeah, I know it ain’t a “fedora”, but I made the effort to join in.

Cut me some slack y’all.

2 months ago 1 1 0 0
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#FedoraFriday

Yeah, yeah, I know it ain’t a “fedora”, but I made the effort to join in.

Cut me some slack y’all.

2 months ago 1 1 0 0
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// Stupid promised, stupid delivered

2 months ago 5 4 0 1

I think it suits’im. But I know I’m biased.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0
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If that makes ya feel better, then all the power to ya.

(Does not believe a word of it)

2 months ago 0 0 0 1

Prolly not, but you can say what ya like.

2 months ago 0 0 0 1

Wanna add some extra ‘boom’ to that experience? Just lemme know.

I’ll bring the fun stuff.

2 months ago 1 0 0 1

You, uh… Y’alright there, Roosevelt?

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