Well, at least I’ll get my moneys worth out of this subscription. Thanks Sounders!

Soccer is back so it’s time for me to slowly come out of my Bluesky winter hibernation 🐻

I don’t think not feeling safe in your home due to war is a champagne problem. Been thinking of you two a lot. Stay safe!

I can queue up MLS Wrap-up until the end of the season, but I can’t watch last week’s show. Make it make sense.

I can never control my face in these situations. It gives Tim much joy.

My jaw is still dropped… what an unbelievable goal from Son! #mlsplayoffs #whitecaps #lafc

To be clear: We have DEROSARIO and ROLDAN and ROTHROCK

🙈

“But… we have Paul Rothrock” on a sign with the close captioning echoing the sign

💙💚 #ebfg

“Pocketed Lionel Messi so thoroughly that Sergio Busquests took a swing at him” has gotta tack another couple of million onto Obed’s price tag

Pretty sure he tried 👀🧛‍♂️

Thank you to Bradley Wright-Phillips for pointing out that Suarez tried to ruin the night for a player just starting out, because he’s a sore loser. @mls.bsky.social

“Talk talk talk old man”

“Hi, Messi!” - Ethan, age two

No idea where he got that from, this is not a Messi household

Tahoma!

The mountain is out! Picture of Mount Tahoma taken from a car on Hwy 16.

It’s true.

Google suite for consulting work was astronomically bad. Teams is weird but I ran back to Outlook with arms outstretched. Then they changed it 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I get that it’s so easy but it’s scary too. We had a rough month and let our Duck and Goose habit slip into the weekdays. The fall out this week trying to go back to a normal schedule has been exhausting! He doesn’t get why he can’t have his fix.

My last one was delayed three hours because we’d somehow lost a screw 

My toddler is now trying to sing this riff from the Club World Cup. At least it’s cute when he does it.

a fluffy cat is sitting on a table with the words `` me up since 4 am '' written on it . Alt: a fluffy rumpled cat is sitting on a table with the words `` me up since 4 am '' written on it .

When it’s 2am now. WHY.

I’ll note that I have to be up in four hours. It may not be my best work.

Yes, but faster.

Until they start running the Sounder at all hours, it’s gonna have to do.

Opened up his FIFA Club World Cup account ⚽️

Rewatch Cristian's goal from all angles!

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“Sha nananana na na, na nana, na na”

IT’S ONLY DAY THREE

I worked from home two days last week and I was just cycling laundry every hour. It never ends.