The fact that my favourite Crypid is probably actually just a whale p3n1s is really on brand honestly.

My 4 year old just started doing multiplication. I'm in trouble.

Watched "I Saw the TV Glow" again and I can't recommend it enough. Seriously. It's weird and poetic and is a great metaphor for queerness.

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!
#artshare

(I'm a dragon artist, does that count??)

Yessssss

Need.

Watching Paul Rudd be super into a Backstreet Boys performance was something I didn't know I needed #snl50thconcert

Showing your kids one of your favourite movies and having them enjoy it is an amazing feeling. We just finished watching Labyrinth 🥰

People have been complaining about the tone change in the first two episodes but I have a feeling it's to show us the dual nature of winter vs summer and to lull us before it ramps up and breaks us

I'm in the washroom, and my 4 yrs old walks in..

4 yr old: mama, why is your p3n1s flat?!
Me: I don't have a p3n1s, remember?
4 yr old: oh right, only some girls have a p3n1s and some boys have a p3n1s.

I'm very proud.

I know!! And I haven't seen the most recent one yet 😭

Andy Samberg is a treasure

Omg Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey. Memory unlocked.

Just need to figure out how to watch the concert from last night.

Missed the first 40mins but finally figured out how to live stream the SNL 50th anniversary special!

First two episodes of season 3 of Yellowjackets are so good. More now please.

If my baby is hungry, I will drop everything and nurse anywhere. Including the middle of a super busy and large mall food court downtown. Your looks and comments don't faze me. My baby's happiness does.

I have never heard their music. Do you mind recommending a couple of songs? Always looking for new music.

BABIESSSS

10/10

My 4yr old getting recognized in a huge and busy restaurant the next town over. What.

kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain ALT: kermit the frog from the muppet show is standing in front of a red curtain

YELLOWJACKETS DAY!!!

I wish I could get a tattoo while nursing

My 4yr old just woke my dad up by yelling a trillion and two pancakes at him over and over.

It is pretty great

Best Scream 3 guest appearance: Jay and Silent Bob, Carrie Fisher or Randy Meek's video from the grave?

Finally getting to try my first sushi burrito 😍🥰🤤

After ages of wanting one, and looking for one, I finally own a Betsey Johnson watch!

I really vibe with this one