Tis true!

Or are they afraid of themselves?

Spaceballs: The Search For More Money?

And as it is, John Candy's son is playing the role of Barf in the sequel. That is so perfect!

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Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Rottweiler.

Karen: OMG!!! What if it it had been a small child?

Me: FFS Karen, I could’ve fought off a small child…

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Always the weirdos that ruin it all. Keep safe any way you need to.

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Seriously, we just wanna go pee. Leave us the fuck alone.

Exactly!

Knock knock 😊

"What's wrong with me?"
"I think you're crazy."
"Want a second opinion!"
"You're also lazy!"

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That is so awesome! 😊😊

Nope. They don't. Several 400-series routes got axed after a few past school closings.

So adorable!
Now THAT'S how it should be!

Not the regular ones, at least. I didn't plan to go king-sized, but it is what it is.

Hell yeah! Open hands!

No big loss. 🤣
Bye-bye, Sean.

I normally get the ketchup, but I was eating on the highway and didn't want the mess.
All I wanted was a plain double cheeseburger, but they have a slightly limited menu at the rest stop locations. No double cheeseburgers.

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Uh oh. I hear it tapping out an SOS. Now THAT is the sign of an orgasm so pwereful, you're about to pass out.

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Can't post now. Just got my orders to eradicate the Jedi.

Mmmmhmmmmm!

I like the way your daughter thinks! I would have done the same thing! 🤣🤣🤣

We just had sundress season for a few days... but on Sunday, we're going back into the 50's. Brrrrr!

In the same spirit, muffins are just bald cupcakes.

Muffins are healthy.

Therefore, cupcakes are just muffins with frosting, and thus, are also healthy.

I can imagine! 🤣

You're very welcome! 😊