Dude has arrested FEWER than 10 badguys, and that's not a monthly stat, but that's total over his entire pope career!

Carefully and thoroughly view every episode, including Australian and new zealand taskmaster, and you might take a side trip into Minnesota and Seattle taskmaster too. Every episode is completely necessary for the next, no exceptions. You need to know how you rank every series. This is important.

No Country Fried Steak For Old Men

I do like that all of these schmo shows find the kindest possible people to be their stars (probably because only the very nicest people don't sue you when you kidnap them)

This is hilarious and I hate everything!

Live on the free feed: a pair of @stuartgipp.bsky.social interviews featuring @hamumugames.bsky.social and Dark Castle designer Mark Pierce
retronauts.com/article/2494...

art is all about drawing something to amuse 8 or 9 people in your favorite niche discord

Thumbs up to life goals

I find sleepless hollow making the top 10 intriguing. I'm not sure why, but it feels like a weirdly specific pull (especially i am curious about that impact!). Whereas loonyland is obviously on every top 10.

Finally, they're draining the swamp!

I liked the Human Centipede, but I wish they'd gotten around to making the other films in the series, like the Human Asteroids and the Human Dig-Dug

A while ago I came up with the obvious answer: Lonnie

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Hey that's a Dr. Deflector machine, which I only recognize because I saw the potion today.

Deep thought: We keep hearing about how AI destroys peoples' brains and ability to reason. So who uses AI more than anyone else? The people making it. At the very least, they test it for hours a day. So we can surmise that the decisions around AI dev/deployment are the dumbest possible decisions.

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

There can never be enough said about what an awful thing GenAI is.

Any suggestions for technology to assist in producing board game documents? I'm thinking of something to assist in repeating the same block layouts over and over with varying content, or a table of commonly used icons I can plop in as if they were text characters. Somewhere between Word and Canva.

You know what the world needs? A souls-like (mixed with about 30% Devil May Cry) where you're Wonder Woman. Lots of shield parrying, a limited-use lasso to lock guys down, bullet reflecting bracelets, hurling environmental objects and your opponents. Why is it always Batman when she's right there?

Tteokbokki in a pan with broccoli mixed in

I've invented tteokbroccoli!

"If you accidentally used the AI website builder and wish to start over without AI, Wix does not offer a direct "turn off" option for the AI design feature once initiated." - the plot of Terminator

The easiest real food thing that we do all the time is: cut up broccoli, toss it in olive oil, salt, and pepper, and air fry at 400 for 7min! That's our side dish like 3x a week.

I get unreasonably happy each time I defeat AI in a program I use. And it feels like a battle to win. There's always an upfront option like "Disable Generative AI", but it turns out there's 7 other steps, most hidden. Well, for Adobe Acrobat, just go Menu > Disable New Acrobat Reader. Enjoy!

Chrome perma-blocked uBlock Origins ad blocker, which would make youtube unusable (AKA 'functioning as intended'). So I gave Brave a try and now I feel dumb for waiting so long. Wow, every ad everywhere is gone! Seems like something the Megacorps won't continue to allow, but I'll enjoy it for now.

I got this email (of course), and was absolutely gobsmacked to see the social security administration sending out literal propaganda. This is yet another massive red line crossed and it's all downhill from here.

A package that is apparently Selena Gomez flavored oreos

They've been plenty weird before, but the flavor department at Oreo has seriously crossed a line this time.

I think this is suspiciously true, and I try to think of counter-examples, but I cannot. They can't resist tweening your rotation instead of just popping left to right.
(referring only to side scrollers, that is. Many top-down 2.5Ds are very very lovely, but I think most people just call that 3D)

I am currently enjoying a post-protest pizza here in Brainerd. Our protest definitely happened, and was easily 5x the size of any other rally I've seen in this little town. I didn't even know about this call to skip it until after it was over.

I am disappointed Nioh 3 wasn't called Nioh 3-O

That's a Dropout show from several years ago, it's called Troopers!