Fuck you

Turn that crap off I wanna listen to Huntrix

WOAH WHATS up with all the gay shit

[crunching loudly]

Oh fuck yeah thank you!

Dude we can buy more wings with this card holy balls

[SLIDING THEM OVER]

Is it kind of fucked up to be eating wings after I lost mine in a terrible accident as a child yes but you know what’s even more fucked up?

This wingstop ranch being so good

You know I did do you want buffalo, Cajun or lemon pepper wings

Yoooooo I’m back with the Wingstop

Prometheus we gotta start dating again

Everyone’s out here doing gay shit and texting meanwhile I’ve been studying the blade and midwifery

// I had no clue what u meant but I was like “ mmhm. Mmhm. Yes queen.”

// the FCU

Part of me hopes that guy went on to have so many adventures but also good god

// the figgleverse joke even

I’m just a 20 year old with a sense of adventure I know a asphalt road hates to see me coming on my electric scooter and GOD HELP US if there’s a quiet CALM breeze and I’m heading to a motherfucking movie theater parking lot of my home town

I WILL RESTORE THE GLORY OF LIGHT

WITH MY WEAPONS I SHALL TAKE BACK THE NIGHT!

ILL EAT YOU ALIVE

Just…just like his name said….

damnit he got aw-

Mmm Mariana sauce thank god for Italians

[He is gripped hard by a hunky bigger, kinda hot, mech. But then rolled across the floor like a toy car because Prometheus ain’t about to catch any charges ]

Omg I thought it was liquor store Tuesday hold on Roddy we’ll resume this wobbling in a second momma needs a fifth of vodka for a sauce

PROMETHEUS HUNT THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWNNNNB

[PUNCHES THROUGH THE WALL]

HEY

Ok here comes the swing
[gently wobbling her, wobble wobble]

OH GETAWAAAAY

Ok if you get sick lmk ok

[Gently lifting by ankles]

YEEHAW

Can I PLEASE wobble getaway like a piece of sheet metal

Can I wobble getaway like a piece of sheet metal