Totally forgot to reserve the He Is Risen/Viagra skeet content this year.

This #Caturday I want to say that I have a better and more fulfilling connection with my Maddie than I do with most humans and I'm good with that.

It's well past time for someone to stop the rain.

Just had some JW folks come to my door.

Wrong house mf'ers

Happy Rosy Palm Sunday!

#NoKings

Americans now have to pay a dollar more on average for a gallon of gas because of Donald Trump's war with Iran.

But don't worry! Our beloved president is moving heaven and earth to make sure he...can golf all day at his private golf course this weekend.

Might as well put Putin's signature on US currency at this point

Amazing how many Republicans are Russian assets right up to him at the top. I still think about the theory that Russia laundered money through the NRA

Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation.

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That's like putting cattle ranchers in charge of a vegan restaurant

For someone who hates EVs he sure must be making them more popular with gas on it's way to $7/gallon thanks to his unjust war.

I couldn't even doom scroll IG because it was 3 ads for every legit post. Zuck has to pay off the big lawsuit somehow 🤷‍♂️

Murder, she skeeted.

Putin has got to be laughing his ass off.

With the latest episode of “The Pitt” season 2, I’ve realized that the whole ICE and Nurse Jesse’s storyline is an homage to Alex Pretti, an ICU nurse, who was killed by an ICE agent after helping a person.

This is why I love this show so much!

#MovieTalkCentral #ThePitt #HBO

If the Dow makes it back to Trump’s inauguration numbers, are we allowed to care about investigating pedophiles again?

Asking for Pam Bondi.

Just bought tix, taking wifey and daughter because I’m going for Father/Husband of the year 2026

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Cc @sopodave.bsky.social

Just listening to a woman complain about having to divide assets in her divorce as if men haven't been stuck with that for decades.

I am having a rare good day. Nobody mess it up!

And the worms ate into his brain

Hey You - The Wall

Funny how Google frequently updates it's phone app- and app we probably use the least on our phones.

Totes bonded instantly with the new HVAC tech that came to my house today this morning. That's so rare for me.

People don't need Ozempic, authentic hot pot will do the trick.

Amazing how much money will #magats will spend on war but not on heathcare and school lunches.

California Museum plans to remove César Chávez from California Hall of Fame César Chávez will be removed from the California Museum's list of California Hall of Fame inductees in light of multiple sexual assault allegations made against him.

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When I was a child, I had a fever

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