A woman holding Kevin Hart like a toddler points two fingers at another woman, whose back is to the camera.

When I'm forced to let a coworker job coach my consumer.

If you're going to be insufferable, please at least be funny.

Two guinea pigs in a temporary enclosure, one is white and tan while the other is brown and black. The brown and black one is facing away from the camera, exposing teeny tiny butt cheeks

ANIMAL FACT:

Guinea pigs don't have tails. Instead they have teeny tiny butt cheeks.

Can a catch a fucking break??

Anyway, it's not a broken bone, a blood clot, or an infection.

I've just rolled a natty one on every constitution check I've ever faced.

[Censored because if my feet pics end up online it's going to be for a profit]

Okay, I'm finally getting the hang of working.

I just spend all of my free time injured, ill, or exhausted.

It's a total recipe for success.

Lol, the leaf can be any kind of decor, so I would pick something new everyday.

They're so cute!

What made you decide on the Nordic Shelf to go with the Super Mushroom?

My client has a Reborn doll.

And I am sick of talking about her "daughter."

Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer takes his glasses off because he's tired of seeing this shit.

To my bespectacled friends:

Do you ever take your glasses off because you're just tired of seeing this shit?

Anyway, she was right 👍

One time my high school French teacher was reading palms in class.

And idk why this lady didn't lie to me or mention ALL the other lines instead.

She just told me my life line was fractured several times, indicating that I would almost die several times.

WHAT THE FUCK, MRS GALLAGHER??

The allegations come from a victim and it is 100% within the realm of possibility that Epstein and the other abusers convinced her there was cannibalism going on as threats to keep her in line and psychologically torture her.

*thin

Hey now, she might be a Zionist trans phone, but at least she is funn--

I mean, at least she's origina--

Um.

She is conventionally attractive.

It's really wild that, after all this time, I would end up exactly where I think I need to be.

Identifying positive, professional attributes in people looking for a job is helping me identify my positive, professional attributes in my job of ♾️

Helping people as they fumble with a new job is helping me accept my fumbles with my new job of

Helping people at my new job as they struggle through the major adjustment of starting a new job is really helping me as I struggle with the adjustment of starting my new job of

My face bleeds when I blow my nose.

Has my immune system moved the battlefield to my face since all my HS sites are either A) fully healed post-surgery or B) Mostly under control?
(knockonwoodknockonwoodknockonwoodknockonwoodknockonwoodknockonwoodknockonwood)

Ugh, stress acne is THE WORST [hyperbolic]. You can see how hard the last several weeks have been all over my face.

I'm in a really bad place rn.

And by that I mean the US.

I hate capitalism.

But I am really, REALLY good at helping people navigate it.

I'm so tired of being cold.

I ache into my very bones.

THC inhibits REM sleep.

Source: I quit smoking for a year. The dreams in the first month were WILD.

Cathy Guisewite. But like, opposite direction.

Did you make him cook? Or did you break every bone in his tiny rat body?

My boss just sent a "Hey Team" group chat.

There's three of us. Including the boss.

Yesterday a second grader asked me what I want to be when I grow up. I think I'm averaging out to middle age.