Some people are in favour of war crimes and ya gotta hear both sides.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.

MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly)

NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.

Oooh, forbidden Fanta

Pretty much everything in VCE is handwritten now.

huh that’s weird

Imagine if they expanded the World Cup to 48 teams specifically so Italy wouldn’t miss out on qualifying only for Italy to miss out on qualifying.

Good. I can’t stand any of them.

It's tight but he is just on

Excruciating - both Celtic nations were ahead in their shootouts. Both out.

C'mon the Irish. Do a Panenka. #CZEvIRL

movie about all the world's nations working together to stave off an environmental apocalypse succeeds by completely avoiding politics

Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel NEW YORK—In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had ...

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

“Tottenham til I die” I whisper to myself as I drive my car off a cliff

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

While this would be an unusual outcome for a civil fraud trial, I believe he should be given the death penalty

One thing that a supposedly progressive government might want to do, if it so chose, would be to tax the gigantic windfall profits of large gas companies and use that money for, oh I don’t know, rental assistance, building houses, cost of living relief, that sort of thing

The Curse, series two.

Inadvertently makes a case here for why we need to keep the humanities in school

Romeo shirt-off pic in 3-2-1...?

What is Labor's plan for being-slugged-at-the-bowser-in-my-dreams?

Coin used as Leeds bus fare was 2,000‑year‑old currency The coin was handed down to Peter Edwards from his grandfather in the 1950s.

This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

To be left dead by attacks is the natural state of the Middle Easterner, while in the Western culture (also Israel somehow) being killed is a major taboo.

spiritually, this is vertical video

I do wonder, seeing that this was foreseeable, perhaps both anthems could have been skipped?

Today, in metaphors that are a little on the nose:

I hold two seemingly contradictory beliefs:

1. The Goldie is, by far, the ugliest but of Australia (spiritually.)

2. Australia misses/needs Copperart to feed its soul.

Shadow minister for immigration.