My discover feed is either adorable pets or naked men and I can’t decide which is better

I fear wine may be my new drink. And the fear is sincere because the day after this picture was taken I’m convinced I spoke directly to the devil

Back in the gym and my legs are WEAK wow apparently I have the hamstring strength of a ladybird

A beautiful ignorance to the world around me, that’s how

Oh my god. I’m not joking when I say this… but I’ve literally only just got the joke of “why did the chicken cross the road”. 29 years of life and two degrees (albeit no husband or Burberry coat) and I’ve only just got it.

Maybe the most boring thing I’ve ever said but anyone who doesn’t have Conversation View enabled on their Outlook is an absolute psychopath.

And I believe that should set a precedent personally

To the man I met at Cork Awesome Walls Climbing Gym, I will fly back over if you ask me to x

This is interesting to no-one but I started climbing at the end of last year and I just sent my first 6b+ which I’ve been projecting for the past week. I’m a v happy boy 😊😊😊

Huge news for me in 2026, I think I’m transformed. I think I’m a briefs man now

New Year’s resolution: Use ! Less ! Exclamation ! Marks ! In ! Work ! Emails !!!!!!

I will embrace death like an old friend if it means I can get a lil Strawberry ‘Rita

Why not, bye bye 2025 xx

I’m a crazy man nothing can stop me

Shaved the moustache in true Christmas gooch fashion

Lower back pain tips please

It would appear i am old and when i fall off the wall when bouldering, my body doesn’t fold in the ways it used to x

Can you not feel the Mancunian essence of this lovely anonymous elevator?? Is it not clear?

Yeah fair Manchester is quite nice… haven’t taken a single picture of it, so here is a picture of me in a lift instead x

Manchester I am in you

Fell in love at the climbing gym. If you were climbing at The Reach around 6pm today, pls for the love of god, say hi x

I’m sick so this is what I looked like last Friday night when I wasn’t sick 😌

I never thought I’d say it but I’m excited to read more of my book tomorrow… as someone who used to HATE reading this is huge for me

Halloween innit

Made a DELICIOUS dinner, sat down to eat, immediately bite my tongue. RUINED my dinner. Fuming

Got a new jumper, I like it

Ran for 30 mins continuous today. First time I’ve ever done that in my life.

Cringe but honestly feel like I’ve unlocked a new level to life since these surgeries and it feels good 🥹

Never going to a gym in west London again, everyone was at least 6ft 4’, both skinny but insanely muscular with arms bigger than my neck… was extremely humbling 💅 we really all are on our own journeys xxxx

And a month on, I managed 20 mins 🥹🥹🥹

Am I in bed at 8.45pm? Yes. Did I go to Pride which somewhat justifies me being in bed at this time? Nope xxx

Well, it was pathetic and presumably hilarious to see, but I ran for the first time since I’ve had these surgeries. It was about 30 seconds and v uncomfortable but progress at LAST 😭😭