I thought I was the only one who Googled 'Beyoncé' for this! Pet peeve: MS Word autocorrects to 'cliché' but does nothing for 'cliches'. They will be first against the wall.

they did surgery on a grape

"Going at it like I'm trying to get dried egg off denim" is just... Jesus Christ

My theory is that Jez and Mark's boiler is called a VOLKVORT because it's a nod to this pronunciation

Parker Lewis Can't Lose!

I recently rewatched Lost. Six seasons, I thought, I can knock that out in a few weeks. IT HAS 121 EPISODES. Honestly, I've made lesser commitments to women.

SLEVE MCDICHAEL

Fred: [in a boardroom, taking a drag on a cigarette and staring wistfully into the middle distance] "And that's why we operate our cars with our legs through holes in the bottom. Not because it's efficient. Not because it's safe. Because it allows us to feel how we used to feel as children. Alive."

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A 'BUT', HOLE!"

[Repeat ad infinitum every joke from A Touch of Cloth]

"You broke the law again? You're an ass, Hole!"

The Fast and the Furious with Big Naturals
2 Big 2 Naturals
The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift with Big Naturals
Fast & Furious with Big Naturals
Fast 5 with Big Naturals
Fast & Furious 6 with Big Naturals
Furious 7 with Big Naturals
The Big Naturals of the Furious
F9WBN
Big Naturals X

Oh shit, this made me a little emotional!

Plane 2: Boat - Plane Sailing

How I Met Your Mothra

Is this AI?

Snovvflakes

A friend of mine ordered a Mega Christmas Wordsearch off Temu and the obviously AI-generated are way more entertaining than the correct spellings ever would have been. Tag yourself, I am #SanfaClaus

X-Men First Class: a guide to sitting | Movie Feature X-Men First Class: a guide to sitting | Movie Feature at theshiznit.co.uk

Looking back, I may have been unnecessarily harsh towards this movie www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/x-me...

THE FEET OF THE FURIOUS

wow the netflix fireplaces get DARK

I mean it was no UltraCulture

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This article on Transformers 5 always makes me giggle www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/we-r...

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What ARE the six best movies? www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/what...

Analysing the cast signatures on that Guardians Of The Galaxy support letter | Movie Feature Analysing the cast signatures on that Guardians Of The Galaxy support letter | Movie Feature at theshiznit.co.uk

Remember when James Gunn got cancelled? I did my bit by analysing the cast signatures on the letter of support www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/anal...

I don't know about you but I'm reading that Liam Neeson horse story again | Movie Feature I don't know about you but I'm reading that Liam Neeson horse story again | Movie Feature at theshiznit.co.uk

Then there was the time Liam Neeson said a horse he worked with remembered him, which obviously wasn't going to pass without comment www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/i-do...

The 24 maddest moments from Gerard Butler's Pentagon press conference | Movie Feature The 24 maddest moments from Gerard Butler's Pentagon press conference | Movie Feature at theshiznit.co.uk

One morning I skived off work to liveblog Gerard Butler doing a submarine movie press conference at the White House and it was odd to say the least www.theshiznit.co.uk/feature/the-...